Yis ain't going to believe this one.
Anyways I needed to take a P the other day and went into the local Shopping Centre and there I was standing at the Urinal and next to me was a midget having a piss.
I noticed he kept winking at me like fckn crazy.
Pretty annoyed at this I said to him "Are you fckn gay or do you fancy me or something ?"
He replied "No, your splashing me in the fckn eyes"