Queuing for the hardware store

[Octavia1]

I used too enjoy it a lot more than I do these days but I don't mind when I've fuck all else to do and the sun's not shining. I've always subscribed to doing it yourself if you want it done properly but if you're not a practical man - as my brother would say (of himself) - the Poles are great grafters and dirt cheap... is that racist?

"I see yur a racist now ratti"

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

I had to queue outside Halfords like a tool the other day to get headlight bulbs.
these dumps should have two queues.
one for the rubber gloves and mask brigade and one for the it's all a loada bollocks movement.

[Octavia1]

I baut a large tin of Venetian white for the gaff in woodies ....think it was 69 euro or sumtin ....that's a quarter of me 350 weeks wages...I got turned off doin up the place after that day lite robbery

[Shallowhal]

I had to queue outside Halfords like a tool the other day to get headlight bulbs.
these dumps should have two queues.
one for the rubber gloves and mask brigade and one for the it's all a loada bollocks movement.

Buyin bulbs in Halfords.....as least Dick Turpin wore a mask.....

[stonethecrows]

Got Paint in Woodies last week, did the young fellows room up , fckn hardest part was getting him out of bed.

[Billy boy]

Guess what size the queue was outside B&Q today..
The same size as the B....

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

Got Paint in Woodies last week, did the young fellows room up , fckn hardest part was getting him out of bed.

I bet he was buried in the scratch as well while you tried to work around him.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

I had to queue outside Halfords like a tool the other day to get headlight bulbs.
these dumps should have two queues.
one for the rubber gloves and mask brigade and one for the it's all a loada bollocks movement.

Buyin bulbs in Halfords.....as least Dick Turpin wore a mask.....

they're quare bulbs. you can only get them there.
I got a stash off ebay a while back but it's amazing how fast you go through them. mine always blow in pairs as well.

[stonethecrows]

Got Paint in Woodies last week, did the young fellows room up , fckn hardest part was getting him out of bed.

I bet he was buried in the scratch as well while you tried to work around him.

No way, box room , barely enuf room to turn around

[Shallowhal]

Catchin the oul coronavirus would be least of my worries stepping in to my yungfellats room....daughters is no better tbh!!

[silverbullet]

Got Paint in Woodies last week, did the young fellows room up , fckn hardest part was getting him out of bed.

I bet he was buried in the scratch as well while you tried to work around him.

No way, box room , barely enuf room to turn around

Ask Ermy about boxrooms, he manages to run an entire independent media service from his!!

[Shallowhal]

I had to queue outside Halfords like a tool the other day to get headlight bulbs.
these dumps should have two queues.
one for the rubber gloves and mask brigade and one for the it's all a loada bollocks movement.

Buyin bulbs in Halfords.....as least Dick Turpin wore a mask.....

they're quare bulbs. you can only get them there.
I got a stash off ebay a while back but it's amazing how fast you go through them. mine always blow in pairs as well.

What type are they Doc?.....i need to know!!

[silverbullet]

I had to queue outside Halfords like a tool the other day to get headlight bulbs.
these dumps should have two queues.
one for the rubber gloves and mask brigade and one for the it's all a loada bollocks movement.

Buyin bulbs in Halfords.....as least Dick Turpin wore a mask.....

they're quare bulbs. you can only get them there.
I got a stash off ebay a while back but it's amazing how fast you go through them. mine always blow in pairs as well.

What type are they Doc?.....i need to know!!

They're all a loada bollocks!

[Shallowhal]

Indeedin they are Silver....indeedin they are!!

[Rat Catcher]

Yisser are mad buying paint in Woodies. Both Johnstone's and Crown decorating centres are back open. As an aside I picked up a tin of Johnstone's Trade Aqua Tech Satin in my sisters shed... by far the best water based top coat for wood/metal I've ever used. Way Better than the Johnstone's Since 1890 version. Highly recommended for interior white doors/trim... well, not necessarily white, they colour match all the Trade branded stuff so over 16,000 colours I guess.