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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2020, 02:12:32 pm »
A lot of dizzeezed mickies as the Pox doctor was closed during the covid crisis .VD is on the rise STD are rampant .
STC is the new STD! 8)
Naughty SB.

A man contracted a rare STD...
He finally went to the hospital to get his manhood examined.

He nervously took off his pants, "Doctor, what is wrong with me? It's been getting more and more painful down there."

After close examination, the doctor said in a grim voice, "I'm afraid we have to perform surgery to have it removed."

"What? I can't just let it be chopped off like that!" Unsatisfied with the doctor's response, the man left the hospital.

Later that week, the man decided to go to a traditional doctor who specialized in natural and herbal remedies. Hopefully they had some better solutions.

The man took off his pants once again. The traditional doctor smiled and said, "Don't worry, you don't need to have it cut off. Hospitals just want to perform surgery every chance they get. Let me give you a prescription for some herbal medicine."

The man let out a big sign of relief. The doctor continued, "Apply these herbs to your nether regions 3 times a day for a week. It should fall off on its own."
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2020, 02:46:32 pm »
A lot of dizzeezed mickies as the Pox doctor was closed during the covid crisis .VD is on the rise STD are rampant .
Wer dyou hear that johnny?


Big Dommos sister is in the trade ..........No not a Tom she works with street workers health programme .

Yea but arnt all the hoors unemployed ?
An usually take care of Wellington boots and all that ......
Coppers is closed aswell ....that's about half a million unwanted pregnancies prevented rite ther ....

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2020, 10:17:06 pm »
Talking to a Barman from Temple bar ,Most of the pubs WONT reopen they say it will cost to much at the moment they have reduced costs like insurance ,Electric,wages,rates .The word is they will not reopen till February .


FFS everything I post here becomes a news Story .https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/phase-three-fails-to-raise-the-temple-bar-1.4291956?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fnews%2F  Make you wonder If I am a Journalist ?

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2020, 10:31:30 pm »
Talking to a Barman from Temple bar ,Most of the pubs WONT reopen they say it will cost to much at the moment they have reduced costs like insurance ,Electric,wages,rates .The word is they will not reopen till February .


FFS everything I post here becomes a news Story .https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/phase-three-fails-to-raise-the-temple-bar-1.4291956?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fnews%2F  Make you wonder If I am a Journalist ?

"Cost too much"????
FFS their prices for alcohol, "cost too much".
Rip off Ireland

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2020, 11:01:19 pm »
A lot of dizzeezed mickies as the Pox doctor was closed during the covid crisis .VD is on the rise STD are rampant .
STC is the new STD! 8)
Naughty SB.

A man contracted a rare STD...
He finally went to the hospital to get his manhood examined.

He nervously took off his pants, "Doctor, what is wrong with me? It's been getting more and more painful down there."

After close examination, the doctor said in a grim voice, "I'm afraid we have to perform surgery to have it removed."

"What? I can't just let it be chopped off like that!" Unsatisfied with the doctor's response, the man left the hospital.

Later that week, the man decided to go to a traditional doctor who specialized in natural and herbal remedies. Hopefully they had some better solutions.

The man took off his pants once again. The traditional doctor smiled and said, "Don't worry, you don't need to have it cut off. Hospitals just want to perform surgery every chance they get. Let me give you a prescription for some herbal medicine."

The man let out a big sign of relief. The doctor continued, "Apply these herbs to your nether regions 3 times a day for a week. It should fall off on its own."

A guy goes to a doctor complaining that he's worried about his penis because it's turned orange.

The doctor asked him if he's married or does he have a regular partner,  the guy replied no.

The doctor asked " Do you go to pubs or clubs and have sex or one night stands?"

Again the guy says no.

So what do you do for entertainment  asks the doctor?

He replied " Well since the lockdown I just stay in my bed sit and watch porn with a large bag of Cheezy Wotsits!!" 8)


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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2020, 08:16:29 am »
A lot of dizzeezed mickies as the Pox doctor was closed during the covid crisis .VD is on the rise STD are rampant .
STC is the new STD! 8)
Naughty SB.

A man contracted a rare STD...
He finally went to the hospital to get his manhood examined.

He nervously took off his pants, "Doctor, what is wrong with me? It's been getting more and more painful down there."

After close examination, the doctor said in a grim voice, "I'm afraid we have to perform surgery to have it removed."

"What? I can't just let it be chopped off like that!" Unsatisfied with the doctor's response, the man left the hospital.

Later that week, the man decided to go to a traditional doctor who specialized in natural and herbal remedies. Hopefully they had some better solutions.

The man took off his pants once again. The traditional doctor smiled and said, "Don't worry, you don't need to have it cut off. Hospitals just want to perform surgery every chance they get. Let me give you a prescription for some herbal medicine."

The man let out a big sign of relief. The doctor continued, "Apply these herbs to your nether regions 3 times a day for a week. It should fall off on its own."

A guy goes to a doctor complaining that he's worried about his penis because it's turned orange.

The doctor asked him if he's married or does he have a regular partner,  the guy replied no.

The doctor asked " Do you go to pubs or clubs and have sex or one night stands?"

Again the guy says no.

So what do you do for entertainment  asks the doctor?

He replied " Well since the lockdown I just stay in my bed sit and watch porn with a large bag of Cheezy Wotsits!!" 8)
Luv it  rofl
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2020, 08:29:03 am »
Talking to a Barman from Temple bar ,Most of the pubs WONT reopen they say it will cost to much at the moment they have reduced costs like insurance ,Electric,wages,rates .The word is they will not reopen till February .
True, spoke to someone from Wright's same thing, some of Wright bars they won't reopen too. As you said John before it's a time to look for alternative employment

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2020, 08:47:55 am »
Talking to a Barman from Temple bar ,Most of the pubs WONT reopen they say it will cost to much at the moment they have reduced costs like insurance ,Electric,wages,rates .The word is they will not reopen till February .


FFS everything I post here becomes a news Story .https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/phase-three-fails-to-raise-the-temple-bar-1.4291956?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fnews%2F  Make you wonder If I am a Journalist ?

At least yu put up a link  :-X

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2020, 08:57:38 am »
There is 6 more weeks of covid coin I will wait till it runs out before I return to work wait and see if the lockdown in reintroduced .Look at Leicester in the UK the lockdown was reintroduced there after a week .If Bernie and Alison from the Flats start posting on FB loads of Girlos dancing in the pub with Jonner and Daryl and not observing Social Distancing the pubs could be ordered to close again .My thinking is if the lockdown is reintroduced people in reciept of PUP might get put onto Unemployment Benefit without having to go through the process of applying and waiting to be processed .We are depending on others to play by the rules for our work .Also there might be a better offer to encourage us to go back to work or into full time education or retraining .Make haste slowly ,the early bird is the first one in the gunsights while he chases the worm .

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Re: Pubs reopening
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2020, 08:53:51 pm »
Talking to a Barman from Temple bar ,Most of the pubs WONT reopen they say it will cost to much at the moment they have reduced costs like insurance ,Electric,wages,rates .The word is they will not reopen till February .
True, spoke to someone from Wright's same thing, some of Wright bars they won't reopen too. As you said John before it's a time to look for alternative employment
That sounds fishy!

 


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