Wearing Facemasks

[john m]

Last night Meself Big Dommo ,Billy the Bastard and his youngfella and Tommy Two Scars who brought his lurcher were out Ferretting for Rabbitts in the fields behind the Gaffs beside the flats .Sort of a rite of passage for the Young Bastard hard to believe that is Billy the Bastards youngfellas Nickname .We decided to bring the Young Bastard with us as today is his 18th birthday and his oulone was baking a cake the party has been moved from the gaff because they wanted to invite more people so the party will now be in the playground in the flats and Bridgie Foley said they can use her jacks ,she lives on the ground floor .Now that I set the scene in the field with meself ,Billy ,Tommy and Dommo and the Lurcher .We have put the nets over the two rabbit holes and we flush the Ferret .If there are any rabbits in the Hole in the field behind the Gaffs behind the flats they will be flushed by the Ferret and we will net them and grab them and cosh them .Anyway to make a long story short .At midnight the Young Bastard reaches in to the arse pocket of his Wranglers and pops out a Facemask and puts it on .Dommo says if you feel sick at the Rabbitts getting coshed then dont look .The Young Bastard Koshes two rabbitts that he wants to bring around to his birds oulone he isint bothered by a bit of hunting he says to Dommo "Its grand Uncle Dominick im just obeying the law im an adult now and must wear a mask .I have been waiting to be old enough to be able to wear a mask in public in public without the Garda giving me a thug . Ill be having Lamb for dinner today .

[john m]

Billy the Bastards Youngones youngfella Little Bastard went into School yesterday with a Superman face mask he came home with a hulk Hogan one that he swapped for a Superman Facemask he swapped for his original own one .Great to see kids sharing ?

[watty]

 

[Cool Boola]

I got a plastic face shield in Stale and Stolen for 2 euro..Great.. no glasses fogging up when reading prices in Tesco.Can breathe normally too but cant hold up banks anymore.....

[stonethecrows]

Ah hers a better story, the brother's moth niece got let down with a lift to the scouts camp the other day, so me brother brought her.

Gas thing is the campsite is in a field in Lucan and there are about 3/4 kids in each tent , social distancing me hole.

[Shallowhal]

Probably an eight manperson tent!!

[stonethecrows]

Probably an eight manperson tent!!

Apparently not, fckn scout masters should have more sense and as for parents allowing kids to gather in tents, sure if one of them farts they'l all get the pox

[Shallowhal]

Can it be spread by flatulence?

[stonethecrows]

Can it be spread by flatulence?

I'd imagine so it is air after all, albeit rotten

[Shallowhal]

Can it be spread by flatulence?

I'd imagine so it is air after all, albeit rotten

Ye should let NEFED(sic) know about this asap!!

[john m]

Things have really changed since the dizzzeeeeezzzzee .I was going to the Chipper with Big Dommo ,Billy The Bastard and Mary Scully from the flats for two Smoked Cod a Batter burger a Stake and Kidney done in the pan and Four singles a can of lilt two cans of coke and one Fanta lemon and we seen Rentokill cycling past on a bike .I had to put Big Dommo in a headlock when he saw him .Rentokill done more ratting than the company he was named after .I said to Billy "you think that fucker would be glad to hide behind a facemask "TRUE STORY .

[john m]

Big Dommos 3 grand daughters were at Young Bastards birthday party last night in the playground in the flats ,then they went to the pub for the first time they are all about 15 or 16 .They borrowed passports off a few youngones for Id and went to the pub wearing Facemasks .When they got to the Pub the Bouncer asked for some ID they showed him the passports .He asked them to remove their masks so he could see their faces .They told him to fuck off and get the manager that they were going to complain to the manager that the bouncer had asked them to strip off their clothes cos they had matched the masks to the colour of their frocks and they were also going to tell the Sunday World.Not only did they get in but they got a complementary glass of Preseco .

[Belker]

I had 4 drunk young men in the cab late last Friday night from a suburban pub going home to Wilton, the lads were great craic in the cab, unfortunately one lad did not see the sun come up the next morning.

https://www.rte.ie/news/munster/2020/0829/1162022-investigation-cork-death/

[john m]

have you contacted the gards

[Rat Catcher]

Pictures available within linked article but be warned this is shocking, really shocking, really really shocking stuff:

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/shocking-pictures-show-people-packed-18849136

Shocking pictures show people packed in aisles drinking with no social distancing on heaving Dublin-Belfast train

A source told Dublin Live there were "quite a few not wearing masks" and a group drinking alcohol, saying that the scenes were worse than the infamous Berlin D2 scenes witnessed in the Dame Street restaurant

ByAlex Dunne
13:56, 29 AUG 2020 UPDATED14:01, 29 AUG 2020
NEWS

These shocking pictures show a train headed from Dublin to Belfast heaving with people in the aisles drinking with no social distancing this morning.

Social distancing was all but impossible as the oversold Translink train left Connolly Station at 11:20.

A passenger on the train told Dublin Live there were 16 people all either sitting on the ground or standing near the doors as the train set off for the North.

That number swelled further after a stop in Dundalk on the way saw people have to take to the aisles between the already-full seats.

"People are so close people are having to touch," the source said.

"Three strangers having to physically touch for two and a half hours, for the nice sum of €40 per ticket."

The passenger also said there were "no staff walking through" - possibly due to the overcrowded nature of the carriage - therefore meaning there was "no effort move people through".

They also said there were "quite a few not wearing masks" and a group drinking alcohol, saying that the scenes were worse than the infamous Berlin D2 scenes witnessed in the Dame Street restaurant.

"Lots of drinking alcohol, which I don't mind, but drinking equals not wearing masks," they continued.

"In my opinion, the drinking and lack of social distancing etiquette is worse on this train than the Berliner bar in Dublin that got all that crap."

Dublin Live have contacted Translink and Irish Rail for comment.