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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2020, 08:16:52 pm »
I've always wanted to play snooker


But I never had the balls
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2020, 09:42:08 pm »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
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Depends if you prefer to ram the pink or brown with your cue.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2020, 01:08:46 am »
Do you remember when cunts living in irrational fear and wearing gloves and masks and talkin non stop bollocks about germs and bacteria was regarded as a mental illness.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2020, 01:10:52 am »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
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Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2020, 07:23:22 am »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
  ???

Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.


Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2020, 08:05:48 am »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
  ???

Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.


Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
But don't stand in your opponent's line of sight. It's not good etiquette.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2020, 09:21:16 am »
You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops

Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667
  ???

Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.


Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6

Oh ok. Even better so. Futher away. Social distance x 2

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2020, 11:08:00 am »
Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6

Bollox, that's the shed plans back to the drawing board.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2020, 11:47:31 am »
Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6

Bollox, that's the shed plans back to the drawing board.

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2020, 11:50:53 am »
Wanna buy a pool table for yer shed?

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2020, 12:02:56 pm »
Why are ya selling it anyways Tony?..probably gonna put bunk beds in there and fill it with Syrian refugees to keep that shiny Skoda on the road..

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2020, 12:11:20 pm »
Why are ya selling it anyways Tony?..probably gonna put bunk beds in there and fill it with Syrian refugees to keep that shiny Skoda on the road..

Laffin... Im think about getting a snooker table in, i dont have room for both
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2020, 12:12:59 pm »
How much do you want for the dart board and the bicycle tyre?

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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2020, 12:14:38 pm »
How much do you want for the dart board and the bicycle tyre?

They are staying put
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Re: The definition of stupidity
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2020, 12:17:15 pm »
The board looks like it's stayed put for too long already... it wants rotating... you'd have to attach the tyre to a bicycle to rotate that, I guess!

 


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