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Is this a Hustle or was it Genuine ?

Hustle.
15 (75%)
Genuine.
5 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: November 15, 2020, 11:59:26 am

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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #105 on: November 12, 2020, 07:14:13 pm »
It's a spoofreader that's required here!!

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #106 on: November 12, 2020, 07:31:07 pm »
It's a spoofreader that's required here!!

Ive never SPOKEN a lie on here .

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #107 on: November 12, 2020, 07:40:19 pm »
Wouldn’t bother me arse meeting up with her.
Tell her stick it in the post to Penny Dinners with your name on it.
Another good deed done for you.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #108 on: November 12, 2020, 08:17:57 pm »
Wouldn’t bother me arse meeting up with her.
Tell her stick it in the post to Penny Dinners with your name on it.
Another good deed done for you.

There'd be as much chance of her doing that as meeting Ken off the Hogwart Express with a rain coat and a rose....

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #109 on: November 12, 2020, 10:47:51 pm »
Though she lived in kildare?
Cork, Kildare and Waterford during a lockdown, i can only imagine what milage she done BC
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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #110 on: November 12, 2020, 11:57:21 pm »
Though she lived in kildare?
Cork, Kildare and Waterford during a lockdown, i can only imagine what milage she done BC

Big Dommos sisters youngone was married to a fella from Leixlip and they had a caravan in Tramore .Your trying to make a molehill out of a mole hill Anto .Give Ken a bit of room for the next chapter .Its obvious she is working cross country to get back to Belker .The next chapter will start something like .I had just finished a twenty five hour shift I started earlier today .When I decided to stop for a slash by the wall of the English market and I was fucking flabbergasted .There she was yer one in the Purple coat from Kildare and Waterford with a man in her mouth .I was vexxed I was verry vexed .I knew the man in her mouth he was a friend of mine ,should I say something .What would I say ."Yer one ripped me off for thirty notes .He would probably say "I got a gobble for a fiver what do you mean she ripped you off shure Big Dommo couldnt get a Gobble in the Flats for less than a fiver ,how did she rip you off ?

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #111 on: November 13, 2020, 01:16:07 am »
Though she lived in kildare?
Cork, Kildare and Waterford during a lockdown, i can only imagine what milage she done BC

Big Dommos sisters youngone was married to a fella from Leixlip and they had a caravan in Tramore .Your trying to make a molehill out of a mole hill Anto .Give Ken a bit of room for the next chapter .Its obvious she is working cross country to get back to Belker .The next chapter will start something like .I had just finished a twenty five hour shift I started earlier today .When I decided to stop for a slash by the wall of the English market and I was fucking flabbergasted .There she was yer one in the Purple coat from Kildare and Waterford with a man in her mouth .I was vexxed I was verry vexed .I knew the man in her mouth he was a friend of mine ,should I say something .What would I say ."Yer one ripped me off for thirty notes .He would probably say "I got a gobble for a fiver what do you mean she ripped you off shure Big Dommo couldnt get a Gobble in the Flats for less than a fiver ,how did she rip you off ?
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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #112 on: November 13, 2020, 02:07:22 am »
I think it might be a hustle....but then again she may be spoofing.....
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #113 on: November 13, 2020, 06:40:10 am »
Ken and his heart of gold will be his undoing in the taxi game!! lol

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #114 on: November 13, 2020, 08:10:56 am »
Though she lived in kildare?
Cork, Kildare and Waterford during a lockdown, i can only imagine what milage she done BC

Big Dommos sisters youngone was married to a fella from Leixlip and they had a caravan in Tramore .Your trying to make a molehill out of a mole hill Anto .Give Ken a bit of room for the next chapter .Its obvious she is working cross country to get back to Belker .The next chapter will start something like .I had just finished a twenty five hour shift I started earlier today .When I decided to stop for a slash by the wall of the English market and I was fucking flabbergasted .There she was yer one in the Purple coat from Kildare and Waterford with a man in her mouth .I was vexxed I was verry vexed .I knew the man in her mouth he was a friend of mine ,should I say something .What would I say ."Yer one ripped me off for thirty notes .He would probably say "I got a gobble for a fiver what do you mean she ripped you off shure Big Dommo couldnt get a Gobble in the Flats for less than a fiver ,how did she rip you off ?

Shes probably a cousin or some relative of kens, after all wasn't his mother one of the murphys from Waterford?
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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #115 on: November 13, 2020, 05:00:12 pm »
Was it today that ken was going find out he was robbed ?
Wats the verdict ken ....?.
Speaking of butter wouldnt melt in her mouth ....
https://news.sky.com/story/lucy-letby-nurse-accused-of-murdering-eight-babies-at-hospital-appears-in-court-12131747
Look of the angelic  face on this one ? Yu never know do yu
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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #116 on: November 15, 2020, 07:59:26 am »
The rain fell on Cork City splashing off the empty City Streets as if the Lord Himself was shedding a tear .The Pall of sadness cast a dark shadow the Purple Coated Princess had failed to return the kindness of the caring taxi driver .The last the driver had seen of his score and a bit was when the Purple Coated Princess from Kildare or Wexford had shuffled away up the steps of Ceannt Station her crubby little fingers clasping the Score and more that the kind hearted Cavalier had loaned her to help her escape from her dementor and return to the Green Rolling Flatlands of Kilcullen or Kilcock .It wasent the first time a man had parted with hard earned coin cohersed by an arse in a well fitted pair of Levis and a colourfull cape ..The saddened Taxi driver sucked on his bottom lip dissapointed that his milk of human kindness has soured that the decision to help Emma from Kildare of Wexford had turned out to be no more than trickery Dissapointed by the outcome of events the Driver remove from the inside pocket of his body warmer a small Hailo diary from yesteryear that he recieved as a Christmas present from a fellow Knight of the Road back in the inaugural taxi drivers Christmas pissup and a Green Stubby Paddy Power ballpoint Pen .He began to write a note a short note to remind him not to part so easily with his hard earned .He sat transfixed looking at the lines etched across the page of the Hailo Diary .He was just about to scratch "Will ya cop the fuck on to yourself ya Langer "on to the paper but no that was not his style he was more articulate than that .After a long pause to reflect on the Purple Princess and how she relieved him of his score and more .He wrote ."Keep the Dog for the hard road and the pup for the path "That was to remind him he would never be made a pup of again by a woman in her forties with a well fitting pair of jeans and a Purple Coat .The driver then thought "Ah fuck that Jackeen Bollox John M will state the fucking obvious he will probably say Ken your not the first man that ever got done for thirty sure thats the amount of coin Judas got for doing the dirt on Jesus .Heading home after another dire shift on the flooded streets of Cork pulling into the Garage on the Douglas Road for smokes and a carton of Milk .A cold wet bedraggled homeless man sheltering under the Garage canopy to stay dry asked "Have you got change Sir for a Cup of Coffee .The driver looked wide eyed at him and tossed him a coin .The driver a decent man was not going to let the deceit of the Purple Coated Princess destroy his better nature but he was also not going to let this boyo begging in the garage make a fool of him either as the coin he flicked to him tumbled through the air .The driver said "I dont think the Coffee Shop your looking for opens till after ten ".
« Last Edit: November 15, 2020, 08:03:27 am by john m »

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2020, 08:23:53 am »
Can ya write sonething about Dommo meets the purple coated princess,I could do with a laugh

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #118 on: November 15, 2020, 08:29:53 am »
Can ya write sonething about Dommo meets the purple coated princess,I could do with a laugh

What the Fuck would Big Dommo be doing in Cork ?sure its 1979 since he crossed the Liffey .The only way yer one would of gotten 30 out of Big Dommo was if he was breaking a 50 for her .

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #119 on: November 15, 2020, 09:11:20 am »
Yeah but can ya not invent a story just this once

 


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