Explain this ?

[Octavia1]

I know what you mean.  All one has to do is look at your confused ass and ask ones self how does this creature survive.  How does it manage to cook a meal for itself.

Easy ....I've had you for breakfast dozens of times 

[Horse]

Yea right. Still as delusional as ever I see. At least you're finally admitting that I'm 2-0 up on your defeated ass. You're just too easy to win. Go slag some 5 year olds or something,  seeing as you like to hang out in playgrounds.

[Octavia1]

Yea right. Still as delusional as ever I see. At least you're finally admitting that I'm 2-0 up on your defeated ass. You're just too easy to win. Go slag some 5 year olds or something,  seeing as you like to hang out in playgrounds.

Ide get more intelligent conversation in a playground alright...

[Horse]

Again, I wouldn't know. Funny how you do. So you DO like to hang out with the kiddies then? You know they have a word for that round these parts.

[Horse]

You've been trying (in vain) to win a slagging match with me for over 2 years now and you haven't come close even once to a win. The best you can hope for is to win ken coz he's easy. In fact it's almost impossible to lose to ken. He just gets freaked and storms off in a huff and won't talk to you for a few weeks.  Never seems to realise that if you don't want stick you shouldn't give it. You on the other hand seem to be a glutton for punishment and keep coming back every day for a few smacks which I happily give to you, every day.

[Horse]

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[Octavia1]

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[Horse]

Man have you not had enough slaps for one day? You just keep coming back dont you. I'm convinced you like getting the face booted off you. You have to. Why else would you keep showing up each day? I dont mind. I'm happy to oblige, ya big weirdo.

[Octavia1]

 

[Horse]

 

[Belker]

That would be the 'Crows Nest' in Lissarda. Naw it wasn't me, I haven't been there in over 10 years.

Good to see you back at work, the old HGV license came in handy after all.

Always kept it behind the sunvisor for a back up just in case, although i never thought id be using it again.

Any port in a storm !
I'll bet your glad to be out and about again.

[Tony]

That would be the 'Crows Nest' in Lissarda. Naw it wasn't me, I haven't been there in over 10 years.

Good to see you back at work, the old HGV license came in handy after all.

Always kept it behind the sunvisor for a back up just in case, although i never thought id be using it again.

Any port in a storm !
I'll bet your glad to be out and about again.

Ah its nice to be on the open road again, murdering a few prozzies here and there like in the good old days but working for the man aint really for me but its keeping me sane for the time being.

[Belker]

The poor guy who owned the bottle left it there and went around the back to take a shit, when he came back it was gone, pretty obvious.

I can't see that happening STC's, an alco with a bottle is like a junkie with a stash, no way are they leaving it out of their sight fer any reason. I think Horse actually got one right fer the first time in his life time on here, but we will never know fer sure.

Not the first or last time ken. Told yis all, I'm a black belt at the puzzles

Horse, the only thing your a Black belt at is making a Bollox of yourself.

If you wish and with your consent then I will set up a Poll topic on here.
The Poll topic will be called; "What is Horse a Black belt at ?".

And the replies will be limited to just 2 answers (more if you wish).
1. Making a Bollox of himself.
2. Winning Forum challenges and solving Forum puzzles.

But I reckon we all know how your peers would vote.

[Belker]

Ah its nice to be on the open road again, murdering a few prozzies here and there like in the good old days but working for the man aint really for me but its keeping me sane for the time being.

I know what you mean, but the most important part is getting outta de house.
Some nights I just go out fer 2 or 3 hours just to get outta de house.
One Sunday night I went out to work fer 3 hours and made 17 quid,
it pissed me off at the time but on reflection I didn't care, it got me outta de house.

[Horse]

The poor guy who owned the bottle left it there and went around the back to take a shit, when he came back it was gone, pretty obvious.

I can't see that happening STC's, an alco with a bottle is like a junkie with a stash, no way are they leaving it out of their sight fer any reason. I think Horse actually got one right fer the first time in his life time on here, but we will never know fer sure.

Not the first or last time ken. Told yis all, I'm a black belt at the puzzles

Horse, the only thing your a Black belt at is making a Bollox of yourself.

If you wish and with your consent then I will set up a Poll topic on here.
The Poll topic will be called; "What is Horse a Black belt at ?".

And the replies will be limited to just 2 answers (more if you wish).
1. Making a Bollox of himself.
2. Winning Forum challenges and solving Forum puzzles.

But I reckon we all know how your peers would vote.

Fire away ken, I know the truth.