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[john m]

Do good turns .topped up the oil last week .Neighbour called over today any chance of a jump .So I drove across the road lifted the lid and engine swamped with oil Forgot to replace Dip stick and Cap .Lucky Im nice could of been a disaster .Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

a few years ago i was filling up at the petrol station. I had just opened a new bottle of dipetane and was taking it out of the boot when this chinee lad approached me and distracted me. he was quizzing me about the taxi game and he starts tellin me he was done for gargling behind the wheel and did i reckon he had a chance of being given a psv. he had all the dublinese down and i thought i might be on a hidden camera show. i was chattin to him for a while and then i closed the boot and drove off. next thing i hear badump from the boot. the whole bottle of dipetane with the cap off dumped all over the back.

[john m]

Anybody doing a Driving instructors test .You might be asked what colour is the Oil filler cap or dipstick ?the answer is Yellow .

[mercenary for hire]

Thanks.

[john m]

Thanks.

your welcome

[Bob Shillin]

Twice filled my work diesel van with petrol. I had a motorbike, a petrol car, and a diesel van at the time. Did it once in the taxi also; that happened on a Sunday, and the guy who pumped it out for €200 said that it usually happens on Sunday when husband or wife use each others car because of alcohol the night before, or parked arrangements in the drive.

[mercenary for hire]

^^^^^^Use washing up liquid and a sponge or a soft brush to loosen up the gunk then hose it off but don't use a power hose on a Renault.Normal garden hose pressure for the electrics if you must.

[john m]

^^^^^^Use washing up liquid and a sponge or a soft brush to loosen up the gunk then hose it off but don't use a power hose on a Renault.Normal garden hose pressure for the electrics if you must.

thanks

[Shallowhal]

Anybody doing a Driving instructors test .You might be asked what colour is the Oil filler cap or dipstick ?the answer is Yellow .

You could answer Black......and then show them!!

[Octavia1]

I reversed over me oil Bung home made  spanner once ...forgot all bout it ....anyway doesn't sound antin but it was double decker bus .....anyway it went into the back tyre ......was out on a test drive an the  tyre blew out .....them tings are 95 psi .....so basically it's like a booooooom bomb goin off ......
I know yu won't believe me but the back the bus lifted off the ground an I lost control the ting an nearly crashed into a bus shelter an nearly soiled meself ....
The tyre fitter had his face blown off one day wen a tyre exploded....wasn't pretty ....his nickname was "spittin image "
After the surgery .....



Anyway is that the time ?
 

[Octavia1]

Do good turns .topped up the oil last week .Neighbour called over today any chance of a jump .So I drove across the road lifted the lid and engine swamped with oil Forgot to replace Dip stick and Cap .Lucky Im nice could of been a disaster .Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

No don't steam it .....wipe it down an keep a fire extinguisher handy

[Shallowhal]

Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

Use brake cleaner and some decent kitchen towels to get rid of the heavy gunk.....i would use some plastic bags to cover electrics with some cable ties....especially on a Renault...and do it on the road...not your driveway.

[Octavia1]

Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

Use brake cleaner and some decent kitchen towels to get rid of the heavy gunk.....i would use some plastic bags to cover electrics with some cable ties....especially on a Renault...and do it on the road...not your driveway.

Don't shit on yur own doorstep sort of ting 

[Shallowhal]

Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

Use brake cleaner and some decent kitchen towels to get rid of the heavy gunk.....i would use some plastic bags to cover electrics with some cable ties....especially on a Renault...and do it on the road...not your driveway.

Don't shit on yur own doorstep sort of ting 

Not unless you want to be cleaning the driveway aswell....think John has the top o the range cobblelocking with the fountain in the middle and two eagles on the pillars.

[Octavia1]

Do I wipe it down steam clean it or leave it ?

Use brake cleaner and some decent kitchen towels to get rid of the heavy gunk.....i would use some plastic bags to cover electrics with some cable ties....especially on a Renault...and do it on the road...not your driveway.

Don't shit on yur own doorstep sort of ting 

Not unless you want to be cleaning the driveway aswell....think John has the top o the range cobblelocking with the fountain in the middle and two eagles on the pillars.

Ya have me worried hal .....does he keep horses aswell as the pigeons