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Offline Bubba Ho-Tep

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2022, 11:07:24 pm »
Yer man passenger left his bird cos Billy was having an affair with her.

He passenger knew Billy was having affair.

His passenger/Billy's bird now lives in Finglas.

Yer man passenger knew Billy was from/living in Clondalkin.

Yer man passenger finds out from the Taxi driver Erm`s mate Billy is out of his gaff and moved into his old nest in Finglas.

The nest in Finglas is being financed by yer man passenger.

Yer man passenger tells his ex bird she can whistle for mortgage cos Billy is pissin in his ex toilet cos Erm`s mate the Taxi driver told him.

Yer man's passenger bird tells Billy.

Billy buys a pint bottle of cider.

Billy gives it to Erm`s Taxi driver mate.

HTH.
Is that it ?

Is there a prize fer decephering Doob to english ?

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2022, 11:11:10 pm »
What part of finglas?

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2022, 11:14:05 pm »
What part of finglas?
Jesus 007 you might of said Dont Park in the Fucking Garage at the airport as advice to drivers .I know the address but I cant say or I might get a smack of a One Pint Bulmers Original Cider bottle the next time Im out in the Village .
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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2022, 11:40:11 pm »

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2022, 11:55:42 pm »


Great reply 007 you learned ."If you want to say something say nothing ,now your talking "
"Ahfuck

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2022, 12:28:45 am »

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2022, 12:29:21 am »
My emoji not working...lol

Offline Cool Boola

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2022, 01:19:05 am »
Maybe you should get Bubba to write your posts in future….only sayin like
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2022, 06:07:12 am »
Know nobody :If a passenger asks me do I know another driver or a person I ALWAYS SAY NO .Or I explain that I always say no .A mate of mine who drives a taxi had a fare one night asked where you from he replies Clondalkin .Yer man says do you know Billy ££££££ my mate says yes he lives on my road ,then he adds Billy left his bird is living in Finglas now .What he didnt know was the passenger knew Billy because he had an affair with his wife and they split up .But the passenger didnt know Billy was now living in his gaff with his bird and he was still paying the Mortgage on it until the Divorce was settled .Anyhoo My mate is in the Pub a few weeks later and gets a clatter of a Pint Cider Bottle off Billy who says you need to shut your fucking mouth and dont be discussing my business in your taxi .So my advice is Know Nobody as you never know who you are talking to .



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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2022, 06:07:52 am »
Yer man passenger left his bird cos Billy was having an affair with her.

He passenger knew Billy was having affair.

His passenger/Billy's bird now lives in Finglas.

Yer man passenger knew Billy was from/living in Clondalkin.

Yer man passenger finds out from the Taxi driver Erm`s mate Billy is out of his gaff and moved into his old nest in Finglas.

The nest in Finglas is being financed by yer man passenger.

Yer man passenger tells his ex bird she can whistle for mortgage cos Billy is pissin in his ex toilet cos Erm`s mate the Taxi driver told him.

Yer man's passenger bird tells Billy.

Billy buys a pint bottle of cider.

Billy gives it to Erm`s Taxi driver mate.

HTH.
Is that it ?

Is there a prize fer decephering Doob to english ?

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2022, 06:15:53 am »
Wer yous all pissed at the same time ?  oops
This is the weirdest thread I've every seen on here..... :-\
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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2022, 06:17:01 am »
Pissin meself
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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2022, 09:12:06 am »
Did Billy get a receipt?

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2022, 10:03:31 am »
My advice if you pick up on the Southside,tell them you're from the Northside and vice versa.

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Re: What advice would you give to drivers ?
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2022, 07:44:00 pm »
Just don't tell anyone in yer jammer that youse know ermy!!

 


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