Guess the average price of Diesel fer the month of December 2022 ?

[John m]

If you moved up to Dubbblen Kenneth you could move in with OCCi save on rent and probably get a Carers allowance .You two seem to have a thing going on .

[Octavia1]

Well done Ken.....yu managed to tighten 2 nuts wit a spanner ...... I've rebuilt more engines than yuv cleaned gick an regurgitated carrots an jelly babies out of yur banger  .....
Ide say yuv all the dexterity of a thalidomide dung beetle tryin to make a ball of shite out of a   heifers scutters   ...

Ah Well ! that kinda settles that argument !   

Wud ya not start a poll that's interestin?
Like wen will putin drop a nuclear bomb ...or how many Russian cowards will have babies wit Ukrainians in the curragh?
Or wen will that asteroid that nasa fuked a grenade at will alter its trajectory an land on Newyork or sumtin fuk sake ....
Sumtin to get out teeth inta 

Why not start your own poll ?
Why would yiz need me to do it fer ya ?

Seemingly you were an engineer back in the day ... seemingly ??
Today I do be surprised that you manage to dress without aid and take a wee by yourself every morning !

I've a road transport engineers cert Ken, an automobile engineers licence ( probly lapsed ) member of imi ( definitely lapsed ..yearly subscription greedy cnuts )    technicians cert an a mechanics diploma ....
The can't dress meself bit is  true on account of me aspergers....an  i can't tolerate apes if I have to
Corporate wit the cnuts ...the same reason I opted out of society an drove a taxi ....like the rest of yous I have me reasons an absolutely no regrets ......ide say yous have nun neither ....anyway ...tink ill have a ...yawn ....zzz..nap   ..gettin sleepy
Zzzzz

[Octavia1]

If you moved up to Dubbblen Kenneth you could move in with OCCi save on rent and probably get a Carers allowance .You two seem to have a thing going on .

I don't tink the blood splatters wud go  well wit me star trek wallpaper Johnny...an ide probly freeze to death wit Ken turnin off the bleedin  heatin to save money 

[John m]

OCCi are the two gay Russians that lived upstairs from that oulone with the telly that dried her nickers on the Balcony even though you are not supposed to gone back to Russia to fight ?

[Octavia1]

OCCi are the two gay Russians that lived upstairs from that oulone with the telly that dried her nickers on the Balcony even though you are not supposed to gone back to Russia to fight ?

I'm told ther gone Johnny...gone on to play the victim and destroy lives elsewhere...I'm a great believer in karma ....

[Rat Catcher]

591.26

When does the rationing start, erm... it'll be October in a couple of days?

[John m]

591.26

When does the rationing start, erm... it'll be October in a couple of days?

That delivery was delayed as the Government removed the 2% storage levy in the Budget .But dont fret Fuel will be rationed you wont be disappointed .

[Belker]

591.26

When does the rationing start, erm... it'll be October in a couple of days?

Is that your final guess Stephen ?
Bidding and amendments end at midnight.

[Rat Catcher]

191.6 then.

[silverbullet]

191.7

[Belker]

Final Scores on the Doors;

Belker/Ken; 187.9,
Ratcatcher; 191.6,
Silverbullet; 191.7,
John M; 218.0,
Vandriver; 237.0.

New entries and Amendments now closed.

[Belker]

When will they sabotage the Norwegian Gas pipeline like they did the other two is a better Pole .The Nuclear bomb thing is a given ,Next Monday Lumps of Ukraine become Russia .The Ukranian Clown mouths off about regaining the Land and Putin says you will in your bollox and hits a Nuclear PowerStation .America write a Strongly Worded Letter to the UN .Cynide Tits then tell the Conservative Confrence she will do what ever it takes to Support Ukraine without saying support them to do what .Probably means she will send Lorryloads of Bras or Belts .No Gas for Europe Only way to make Electricity is Nuke or Oil Diesel prices back above 2.00 before the real horror show after Haloween .

This thing ends in total War or sitting down and sorting it out the Ukrainian Clown dosent get that he is sending his people out to die on Americas provocing .

If'n your talking to Vlad over the next few days then ask him to hold off with the Nukes till after Halloween cos I been working on miz Halloween costume fer quite a while now and it would be a terrible shame if Vlad blew us all up before I got the chance to show it off !

[John m]

Gone up about 5c this week in Dublin Opec meet on Thursday if they announce any cuts especially with Iran kicking the Shit out of protesting Women and Russian embargos it could go up another 5c this week .I got Diesel last week in Ballyfermot for 168 .Cheapest I seen this week 172 .

[Cool Boola]

999

[John m]

Men in dresses meet today to decide how much more expensive oil will be .2 million barrels a day of a cut put about 15 cent a liter on to the pump price and if the Chinaman stops sneezing it will go to 3 euro a liter .Now watch the West easing off on mouthing off about Iranian Women getting kicked around the Streets or Putin and the Ukranian Phyco playing War Games .Blood is cheaper than Oil .