Nice fares.

[Belker]

Anyone ever had a nice but kinda surprising very nice fare that they would like to post.

(Probably a stoopid topic to post as the usual mongs will have a field day with it, but whatever).

[Octavia1]

I had a deaf mute in me car a few yers ago ....
Very enjoyable journey

[John m]

Ones where people get in pay you get out .

[Belker]

I'll start it. (With the full expectation of the mongs to knock everything as they always do).

I had this lovely Portugese lady in the cab by night last weekend, the (shortened version) conversation as we drove along the quays went like this;

Her; "May I ask you something ?",
Me; "Yes of course, fire away",

"Are there many seals in this river ?, I have been here 4 years now and saw Three in the first 2 weeks but none since and I always look out for them ?"

"I myself also love to see them but they come and go and I havent seen one in a few years, there was a dolphin who got stranded at low tide right here beside us on Frenchs quay a few years ago, but unfortunately it died dispite the best efforts to save it"

"Wow ! A dolphin really ? Do ye get a lot of marine life in this river ?"

"Eh, we do actually, I'll tell ya a story but your not gonna believe me and you will google it after I'm finished"

"No, I will believe you, you seem a very trurthful man and I won't google it"

"OK, well about 20 years back 3 Orca killer whales swam up this South channel of the Lee !"

"What ? Killer whales... in this river ?, I don't believe you"

"Well, I did tell you that you wouldn't believe me so have a google"

So off she goes and has a googly-googly and then sez;
"OMG ! your right, did that really happen ?"

"Yes, it did indeed, it was on a Friday night in the summer and all the city pubs and restaurants emptied on to the South quays to watch the spectacle of the Orca's in the river outside".

At journey end I said to her: "Sorry fer boring the life outta you along the way",
And she replied; "No, that was the most interesting and fascinating Taxi ride of my life !".

[Belker]

Ones where people get in pay you get out .

As John m USED to say; "When you have nothing to say, then best say nothing !".

[Belker]

I had a deaf mute in me car a few yers ago ....
Very enjoyable journey

Yea, that's kinda what I was talking about as a Mong reply,
maybe if ya could keep your Fookin trap shut fer a bit Octy then ya might let someone else actually say or post something without the fear of the Mongs just attacking every post.

[John m]

Ones where people get in pay you get out .

As John m USED to say; "When you have nothing to say, then best say nothing !".

I am a simple man reflecting on what I describe as Nice Fares .

[Belker]

Good on ya Octy and John m,
Thanks fer spoiling my what might have been a nice topic with yere mong posts, take a pat on the back each !
Ya can be sure no one else is gonna post a nice tale on here with you 2 mongs just waiting to find fault.

[Belker]

Ones where people get in pay you get out .

As John m USED to say; "When you have nothing to say, then best say nothing !".

I am a simple man reflecting on what I describe as Nice Fares .

Don't be playing the innocent with me John m, you knew what you were doing, as in I myself have nothing that I wish to add but I'll stick up an old Spoiler on the topic anyway just the same as Octy did.
Do you think any other poster will post a nice story with you 2 mongs waiting in the wings to pounce on them ?

Of course not and the mongs win !

[Horse]

Had an American couple yesterday evening.  Yer man goes, if you can guess what city I'm from in 3 guesses I'll give you a nice tip. Not wanting to say either new York or L.A. I says Boston. Wrong answer he goes. OK I says, Seattle. Bam, right answer. He gave me a crispy 20 dollar bill. Cheers I said. I gave it to my daughter for her collection of foreign notes that I give her.

[Horse]

Doesn't really fall into the category of nice fares but yer man was impressed I got it in 2. How'd ya guess he asks. You sound like fraiser I lied. But fraiseris not even filmed in seattle his wife goes.

[Belker]

..... He gave me a crispy 20 dollar bill. Cheers I said. I gave it to my daughter for her collection of foreign notes that I give her.

Is it only notes that your daughter collects ?
I have a few old coins from years back (1 is over 100 years old), if'n ya want them then I'll bring them up fer you/her next Tuesday ?

[Horse]

Yea Ken it's only notes. Cheers though.

[Belker]

Yea Ken it's only notes. Cheers though.

Balls anyway !  I had a really old, old Irish 1 punt note in mint condition but I gave it to a Turkish barber fella who had an old Irish theme going on in his shop window, I'll see if I can get it back off him ?

This one;

[Horse]

She'd like that Ken. Don't fret though.