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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #180 on: September 10, 2025, 10:19:37 am »
You're clearly trying to annoy people Belker.As you get older you're supposed to get wiser.


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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #181 on: September 10, 2025, 12:14:21 pm »
Probably gargle involved all round. FFS lads, it's only a bit of banter... shouldn't be taken seriously.
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #182 on: September 10, 2025, 02:42:12 pm »
I'd say the only reason Ermy hasn't gone to Cork to sort Ken out is lack of charge on his EV battery.By the time it's finished fully charging he'd likley have calmed down a bit..

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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #183 on: September 10, 2025, 04:07:45 pm »
Maybe they could meet in Cashel... at the garage with the charger?
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #184 on: September 10, 2025, 06:59:28 pm »
Straw pole result ---Geldof would get a nomination if he tried --

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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #185 on: September 10, 2025, 07:10:47 pm »
Straw pole result ---Geldof would get a nomination if he tried --
"Give me the fuckin' job", and they worried about Mickey D playing the presidential game.
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #186 on: September 10, 2025, 07:29:43 pm »
I'd vote for Sir Bob. I was disappointed to miss his Swords Castle gig in the summer, sold out would you believe. Possibly a blessing in disguise, standing up for hours on end is a bit uncivilised at this stage of life.
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #187 on: September 10, 2025, 07:33:09 pm »
The silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.... possibly the best lyric of all time given when it was written... pure genius!
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #188 on: September 11, 2025, 01:29:56 am »
Probably gargle involved all round. FFS lads, it's only a bit of banter... shouldn't be taken seriously.
I think your on the ball there Stephen, I know that John m has huge respect fer me, twice in the past he has very generously offered assistance to my son when he was on his travels, assistance meaning offering to put him and the South Douglas Warriors up overnight in his own home, and another time offering to drive him from Doob to Portlaois if he missed his connecting bus. Both were serious offers ..... Like no one else does that fer anyone anymore !

Quite honestly if John m rang me today and said; "Me daughter needs to go where-ever tomorrow, can you cover it ?", there would be no question in my mind, I would be on that job in a flash and expect no payment such is the respect I have fer John m.

I'm sure that both yourself and Octy can confirm that when John m stated; "Get a Gun !", then it was I that got him that Gun !!
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So why we are now at War is not good fer either of us, so I will extend the Olive branch to John m and apologize fer my aggressive posts in the hope that we can put this drunken debacle behind us and be friends again.

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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #189 on: September 11, 2025, 01:35:14 am »
The silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.... possibly the best lyric of all time given when it was written... pure genius!
I have to agree there, unfortunaely school shooting in the US became very popular afterwards.
Thanks be to God, we have very strict laws on gun control in Éire or else we would all be brown bread before we even left school !

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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #190 on: September 11, 2025, 02:21:50 am »
The silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.... possibly the best lyric of all time given when it was written... pure genius!
Mmm, not bad. Springstein liked Zimmy's, as do I.

Snap of a snare drum, then "Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, 'Beware doll, you're bound to fall,' you thought they were all kiddin' you".

But then if we think about it, I'm sure that there will be other favourites...... have a go at it, opening lines only. Can't wait to hear the Doc's choice.
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #191 on: September 11, 2025, 02:32:53 am »
The eagles have many good ones also, many in "Lyin' Eyes"...
"City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man, and she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace, go in style"
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #192 on: September 11, 2025, 02:36:47 am »
The Ramones "Hey ho, let's go"
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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #193 on: September 11, 2025, 02:52:47 am »
"You drink your coffee and I sip my tea
And we're sitting here
Playing so cool
Thinking what will be, will be"

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Re: Irish Presidential Bet
« Reply #194 on: September 11, 2025, 03:01:04 am »
...... Can't wait to hear the Doc's choice.
Most likely it will be; "'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor ?"  lol

 


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