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« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2025, 08:12:49 pm »
I don't think he's trying to "diss" you Ken. If anything he's letting you know that if your Jack is not properly stored it could end up smacking you in the event of a crash.

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« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2025, 08:18:46 pm »
I don't think he's trying to "diss" you Ken. If anything he's letting you know that if your Jack is not properly stored it could end up smacking you in the event of a crash.
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« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2025, 08:25:41 pm »
https://youtu.be/Q1jj4NAzfHQ?si=Emd_lC9Ds8v4COi9

Be careful wer ya store that hydraulic jack Ken... is it a bottle jack ?
No matter what I post, there is always some nut-job out there with some ridiculous utube video to diss me.  ::fds

I'm not try to annoy ya Ken... I jus know yu have zero understanding of basic physics ....among other tings ...a bottle jack in a crash if not secured will go tru yu like a cannon ball ...
That post cud save yur life one day ....
Anyway ... I won't bother me hole in future tryin to save yur life ......
 Ya Ungrateful bollixes
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« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2025, 08:31:02 pm »
I don't think Ken was intentionally being ungrateful octy. As you know he's not the brightest spark and probably really did think you were slagging him so he went off on one. Don't be minding em.

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« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2025, 08:39:05 pm »
...  That post cud save yur life one day ....
Anyway ... I won't bother me hole in future tryin to save yur life ......
 Ya Ungrateful bollixes
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Good fer you, now Fook Off !

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« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2025, 08:44:03 pm »
I don't think Ken was intentionally being ungrateful octy. As you know he's not the brightest spark and probably really did think you were slagging him so he went off on one. Don't be minding em.

He blows up like a school girl horse ... an me tryin to save his life someday .... thers a reason why spare wheels have that screw tingy on them ... in a head on ... stuff in the boot can follow  an usually do a trajectory straight to yur head ....
A bottle jack cud take kens head off an still go another 100 meters in a crash at 30 miles an hour wit kens brain still stuck to it ...
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« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2025, 08:48:13 pm »



Jus imagine yur brain flyin tru the air Ken  O:-)
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« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2025, 08:51:25 pm »
I think an intervention is required here!!

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« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2025, 08:57:08 pm »
I think an intervention is required here!!

I knew of a drummer hal who was decapitated by a set of bongos ....
Noal readins  wife decapitated by a marshal amp ...
I dont understand Ken losing the head ...pardon the pun ...  im only trying helpe em
Fuk sake
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« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2025, 09:07:09 pm »
I don't think Ken was intentionally being ungrateful octy. As you know he's not the brightest spark and probably really did think you were slagging him so he went off on one. Don't be minding em.

He blows up like a school girl horse ... an me tryin to save his life someday .... thers a reason why spare wheels have that screw tingy on them ... in a head on ... stuff in the boot can follow  an usually do a trajectory straight to yur head ....
A bottle jack cud take kens head off an still go another 100 meters in a crash at 30 miles an hour wit kens brain still stuck to it ...

It wouldn't have to be a very big Jack to get kens brain stuck on  to it.  I'm thinking it would probably fit on the end of the bar off his trolly jack.

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« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2025, 09:20:35 pm »
I don't think Ken was intentionally being ungrateful octy. As you know he's not the brightest spark and probably really did think you were slagging him so he went off on one. Don't be minding em.

He blows up like a school girl horse ... an me tryin to save his life someday .... thers a reason why spare wheels have that screw tingy on them ... in a head on ... stuff in the boot can follow  an usually do a trajectory straight to yur head ....
A bottle jack cud take kens head off an still go another 100 meters in a crash at 30 miles an hour wit kens brain still stuck to it ...

It wouldn't have to be a very big Jack to get kens brain stuck on  to it.  I'm thinking it would probably fit on the end of the bar off his trolly jack.

He has a trolly jack in the boot ?  Jaysus christ ....  I'm pretty sure he be done for manslaughter if one of his " clients " heads flew out the front windo ......
 anyway horse ... thers no point tellin him antin ... he won't listen ...
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« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2025, 09:47:08 pm »
I've me trolley jack in the boot octy. But it's cable tied to the side to stop it rolling about. I'm wondering in the event of a crash with enough force could it snap the cable tie and come flying through the back seat? Probably no more dangerous than me fire extinguisher in fairness.

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« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2025, 10:00:27 pm »
I've me trolley jack in the boot octy. But it's cable tied to the side to stop it rolling about. I'm wondering in the event of a crash with enough force could it snap the cable tie and come flying through the back seat? Probably no more dangerous than me fire extinguisher in fairness.

Naa horse ... cable ties won't hold it ... I Guarentee you .... no matter how many you use ....
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« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2025, 11:17:39 pm »
I called AA or AXA Assist in the past. Nowadays I'll call this crowd:

24 hour roadside and doorstep assistance including towing your car to the nearest repairer and getting you home if it can't be repaired. Just call 1800 323 888 (Northern Ireland / UK 00353 91 560 622).

FBD Roadside Assistance.

There is no point in having a dog and barking yourself. 8)
It's part of my insurance policy. Circa 1400 sheets a year.
How much is FBD roadside assist ?

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« Reply #74 on: January 07, 2025, 02:33:44 am »
....  It's part of my insurance policy. Circa 1400 sheets a year.
The roadside assist amount will be listed individually somewhere on your insurance cert.

 


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