The Erm V Saturday Night Bobo

[The Liffey Lip]

Grand so.

[Rat Catcher]

Did you get your Christmas 2014 bonus yet, erm? The boss might tell you he can't afford it 'cos he expecting Daimler to send a couple of heavies around to collect virtual interest on a fictional loan, or something!

[mercenary for hire]

Yer probably right but it's much more fun to pretend yer not.There's no way that 50 quid is worth the stress yer going through right now.

[markmiwurdz]

[john m]

Yer probably right but it's much more fun to pretend yer not.There's no way that 50 quid is worth the stress yer going through right now.

Nah there is method to the madness bit like the shinners they didnot  always bomb fuck out of the kip to remind people they Havent Gone Away. Sometimes they just got a few people out on the streets banging dustbin lids .Im sure the Lad in accounts is reviewing his decision and my 50 will be forthcoming .

[Theoneandonly]

Sorry Simon but I accepted the job as it was a Priority that the customer was served .The time I accepted the job bears no relationship to the actual time the job started which was 5.09 as you are aware you ask drivers to allow the passenger some waiting time and the job only starts when the passenger enters the car now you owe me another 50 Euro.non negotiable

  I have had previous experience with bonus payments from Hailo and have a large following on taxi fora and wont be messed around by semantics .Now you Inform Tim Arnold of your  decision not to pay me on your misinterpretation of when the job actually started .

 I look forward to you realizing your mistake and rectifying it as soon as possible .

Regards .

John Mc Grath .

PS .Seriously run this decision past the boss

Whilst I agree you should receive the €50 as the 20 jobs were covered inside the stated time period, the above email's passive aggressive manner is unlikely to be treated favourably, but you never know?

[john m]

Sorry Simon but I accepted the job as it was a Priority that the customer was served .The time I accepted the job bears no relationship to the actual time the job started which was 5.09 as you are aware you ask drivers to allow the passenger some waiting time and the job only starts when the passenger enters the car now you owe me another 50 Euro.non negotiable

  I have had previous experience with bonus payments from Hailo and have a large following on taxi fora and wont be messed around by semantics .Now you Inform Tim Arnold of your  decision not to pay me on your misinterpretation of when the job actually started .

 I look forward to you realizing your mistake and rectifying it as soon as possible .

Regards .

John Mc Grath .

PS .Seriously run this decision past the boss

Whilst I agree you should receive the €50 as the 20 jobs were covered inside the stated time period, the above email's passive aggressive manner is unlikely to be treated favourably, but you never know?

You only ask once nicely if I earn it I want it  .

[Taxi driver42]

Large following?
Not unless roy is walking behind u john

[john m]

Are they really going to start this shit again ? If the job begins when you accept it then we can turn on the meter straight away .The Email from the Dungeon clearly states the official my taxi starting time which was a full 18 minutes before the actual starting time and the time I started to charge the customer for my service .I hope this time there is somebody in the Dungeon who understands bad PR .50 yoyo in my account by end of play tomorrow and ill post the conformation E mail just to let you know that the dumb fucks who refused my Christmas 2014 Bonus are no longer being listened to .

My newfound Confidence in the way Mytaxi are dealing with drivers was justified .i recieved the following Email this evening ,

Hi John,

Thanks for getting back to us.

I have reviewed this and we will be paying the €150 bonus to you for last Saturday. As the first booking was so close to start time we have manually applied this bonus and it will be in this weeks statement.

Regards,

[name removed]

[Taxi driver42]

I didnt want to listen to it anymore either john
Fair play to ya

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

How often does mybollix run these bonus payments?

[Taxi driver42]

Next week is last one I think

[Rat Catcher]

Suggested reply:

Thank you for your response

 .I just got back from Tenerieffey yesterday and I was bleeding skint because I invested all my cash in duty free cigarettes to knock out in Finches at the weekend .A friend of mine contacted me at 13:55 with a tip for a horse running in the 14:35 at Lingfield Park .I was a little annoyed because I didn't have time to liquidate any of my stock and back the animal .The fact is the yoke won at 6/1 .If my bonus had been correctly settled I would have had 50 notes to invest .Hence you now owe me three and a half hundred .I trust you will include the same in my next statement .Please be more careful in future

 .Regards
 ,the erm
 .

[The Liffey Lip]

There's plenty of go in a man just back from Playa des Tattoos. Fair play John...nice little earner if you get me.

[john m]

The relevant members of the .That Fucking Horse Should Be Fed To The Dog Club got the relevant phone call and hopefully had a little wager .A percentage of the winnings were further invested on Real Madrid .If as you suggested I had of had that 50 it probably would only of been wasted on counterfeit goods or cheap drink while I holidayed on a Live Volcano in the middle of the Ocean .