Author Topic: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM  (Read 14695 times)

Offline Jack Meoff

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2675
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2017, 01:44:37 pm »
Also like the name John Mandeville.
When some was stopped by a rookie Garda and asked for his name and address he gave
John Mandeville
The Square
Mitchelstown.

John Mandeville is a statue in the square in Mitchelstown

Offline Belker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19126
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2017, 02:06:53 pm »
Also like the name John Mandeville.
When some was stopped by a rookie Garda and asked for his name and address he gave
John Mandeville
The Square
Mitchelstown.

John Mandeville is a statue in the square in Mitchelstown

So you give a Guard a wrong name and address and even though he has your licence number
and Roofie number, you reckon that you can get away with whatever offence ?

Offline Rat Catcher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 26799
  • Karma: +34/-65535
  • Part Time Amateur Scum
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2017, 02:15:01 pm »
Worked for the Poles. Some bloke called driving licence in polish got 23,976,347 penalty points.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

Offline Jack Meoff

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2675
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2017, 02:15:49 pm »
Oh jaysus
Not me.
Fella could be asked walking down Pana and stopped by a Garda and asked for name and address.

Offline Jack Meoff

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2675
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2017, 02:32:48 pm »
Another one was telling a bloke that someone rang looking for him and give him the number of an undertakers.
Ask for Myra Mains.

Offline Belker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19126
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2017, 11:51:10 am »
The cliffs of Moher by Eileen Dover !

The Liffey Lip

  • Guest
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2017, 01:11:24 pm »
Oh jaysus. I’m robbing your invented names now.
Never read one of short stories.

Between Book sales and online hits, the count on my old tales stands at about a Quarter Million Deboy.

What does yours stand at ?

You should have called yourself Britvic...You really do think you're the original of the species.

The Liffey Lip

  • Guest
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2017, 01:28:44 pm »
Also like the name John Mandeville.
When some was stopped by a rookie Garda and asked for his name and address he gave
John Mandeville
The Square
Mitchelstown.

John Mandeville is a statue in the square in Mitchelstown

Getting into the spirit of the thing etc etc....A typically evil cunt of a thing to do....handing a docket to the local simpleton in the boozer and asking him to run over to the bookies with a tenner and a docket reading, "Norfolk and Chance".

Offline Jack Meoff

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2675
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2017, 01:45:12 pm »
One that the base operators loved with a new driver was send a driver down to a textile shop that sold curtains and stuff,
Cab for Annette Curtain.

Offline Belker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19126
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2017, 02:02:13 pm »
Oh jaysus. I’m robbing your invented names now.
Never read one of short stories.

Between Book sales and online hits, the count on my old tales stands at about a Quarter Million Deboy.

What does yours stand at ?

You should have called yourself Britvic...You really do think you're the original of the species.

I don't think it !  I Fooking Know it !

Offline Taxi driver42

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3886
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2017, 05:38:29 pm »
One that the base operators loved with a new driver was send a driver down to a textile shop that sold curtains and stuff,
Cab for Annette Curtain.

Lol

The Liffey Lip

  • Guest
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2017, 08:54:30 am »
Worked for the Poles. Some bloke called driving licence in polish got 23,976,347 penalty points.

Same for the Middle-Eastern Dr caught in Portlaoise with a fake lience....Dr Sowshul Meeja. A raw recruit caught him out...bought said licence in a pub near Croker, apparently.

Offline Rat Catcher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 26799
  • Karma: +34/-65535
  • Part Time Amateur Scum
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2017, 11:53:01 am »
One that the base operators loved with a new driver was send a driver down to a textile shop that sold curtains and stuff,
Cab for Annette Curtain.

Pull yourself together man.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

Offline Jack Meoff

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2675
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2017, 12:03:33 pm »
Was curtains for him.

The Liffey Lip

  • Guest
Re: 10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,3,1.BOOM
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2017, 12:35:12 pm »
Mike Hunt.

 


Show Unread Posts