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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2018, 05:40:56 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 08, 2018, 04:27:58 pm
Steady on Hal, you only had to work one day a week for a bonus. Even I can do that!

I did work but couldn't be fukin arsed chasin work when it was on tap...Trummers,bobos.....fuk right off would yis!!
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2018, 06:03:21 pm »
It adds a bit of sport to the night.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2018, 06:58:20 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 08, 2018, 06:03:21 pm
It adds a bit of sport to the night.

Eh...no it doesn't....jaysus RC!!
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2018, 05:32:16 am »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 08, 2018, 06:03:21 pm
It adds a bit of sport to the night.

It does actually, but ya need the OCD to kick-in aswell when it down to 75 fer 20.

I actually enjoyed working App only last NYE, with a fare on-board passing through the center of Cork city at 3am in the morning and seeing many hundreds of drunken zombies falling about the place trying to hail a cab, I was glad to be working App only.
I got 30 jobs covered that night and 3 Scrubs to get me an extra 140Euro.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2018, 01:54:11 pm »
At least you'll be popular with Revenue come Oct/Nov.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2018, 02:16:05 pm »
I didn't need to do a whole lot in December outside of Boxing day and  Christmas Eve...
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2018, 08:17:11 am »
Boxing day??? You a member of the local lodge?
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2018, 11:00:47 am »
Sorry, meant Boxing day and New Year's Eve... although I did a few hours on Christmas Eve.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2018, 12:04:01 pm »
Another one from the "mainland"!!
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2018, 12:05:55 pm »
Fucking Sasannach
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2018, 12:25:33 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 10, 2018, 11:00:47 am
Sorry, meant Boxing day and New Year's Eve... although I did a few hours on Christmas Eve.

Too modest to refer to yourself....St?
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2018, 02:22:39 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 10, 2018, 11:00:47 am
Sorry, meant Boxing day and New Year's Eve... although I did a few hours on Christmas Eve.

"Boxing day" is mostly a popular word used with by the Sassenach republic,
over here it is usually 'Frowned' upon preferring the use of the "Saint Stephens day'
theme fer the day.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2018, 03:46:12 pm »
Indeed, LL.
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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2018, 11:30:05 am »
A few How-To-Spot-A-Redneck jokes for the Erm to read to Rats on the way down:

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbours.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.
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The Liffey Lip

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Re: Taxi Jokes.
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2018, 11:40:40 am »
Good luck to yez...signing off for a few days...executive distress me Filipina mott calls it.
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