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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2018, 11:33:34 am »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2018, 11:24:53 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 28, 2018, 09:20:11 pm
"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger"

I begged my mind not to let my heart linger...

We could have a hit on our hands here.

We'll get Emma Jai to put a chune to it...and wait for the royalties to roll in!!
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Offline Lizzzy

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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2018, 12:45:41 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2018, 11:24:53 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 28, 2018, 09:20:11 pm
"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger"

I begged my mind not to let my heart linger...

Until I blow my load even though she was a minger
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2018, 01:13:49 pm »
Quote from: Lizzzy on January 29, 2018, 12:45:41 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2018, 11:24:53 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on January 28, 2018, 09:20:11 pm
"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger"

I begged my mind not to let my heart linger...

Until I blow my load even though she was a minger

Par for the course in the Wesht....probably!!
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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2018, 02:11:17 pm »
Ive allways been the kind of Guy who dosent like to crty but my X future Mother in Law brought a tear to my eye .
  She told me that my old squeeze was broken and on her kneese .She begged me to comp back to her she even said pleese

(put second verse here ) lol lol lol
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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2018, 02:21:06 pm »
or as Donald Trump might say, brought a laceration to your eye.
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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2018, 02:44:48 am »
I cleared the muck from my eyes and ears. It left me in so many tears
A song was playing on the c&w station...

Ffs...more muck that won't ryme
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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2018, 08:15:45 am »
"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger
I begged my mind not to let my heart linger...
Till I blow my load even though she was a minger.."

She was from de Mun, BallyMun, Mun, Mun !
She looked like a Hun, Hun, Hun !
But she had a Son, Son, Son !
And wasen't wurt the Ton, Ton, Ton !!
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2018, 11:37:56 am »
I knew it wouldn't be long before ye dragged a decent thread in to the gutter Ken!!
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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2018, 01:08:33 pm »
Ken was in the gutter
Now he has a stutter. Stutter
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Re: Country n Western
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2018, 10:44:30 am »
"Bob's Country Bunker".  8)
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