A base job late one night/early morning 4.30am to a Cork city hotel,
I arrive and walk in to the reception, but there is no one about
so I walk in to the still crowed residents bar to see a tall man
giving an elderly lady a piggyback around the bar.
I catch the barmans eye and he nods 'Smirking' at the couple
prancing around the bar.
"TAXI" ! shouts the barman and the lady dismounts her steed,
says her goodbyes and follows me out to my cab.
She is about Sixty, still a fine fit woman and still quite pretty,
but still she's Sixty !
She sits in to the back seat and starts rubbing/fondling my arm
telling me "I'm just waiting fer da young couple, were going back
fer a Threesome".
I'm thinking 'Yea, sure, C'mon, load up and lets be going'.
Her young stud arrives out, the same fella that was giving her
the piggyback around the residents bar and he sits in the back,
he is a tall well built man aged about Forty.
The lady asks him "Where's Ca ?",
He slurs "She's inside somewhere",
She hooshes him off back inside to go and bring Ca out and then she
turns to me excitedly telling me that "She hasn't had a Threesome
since her husband left her". She rattles on for a few more minutes
about her ex husband before she also goes back in to the hotel
to find yerman and Ca.
They arrive back out, yerman and the lady carrying a very drunken
Ca between them. Ca was also about Forty, frumpy and most likely
never had or never would win any type of beauty pageant.
Ca was loaded in to the seat behind me and slumped up against
the cab door as soon as it was closed, the old lady sat in the middle
and yer man was last to sit in the back and I then drove on heading
for the high northside.
A quick peep in to the back as I was exiting the hotel to check on my
customers, I noticed Two large male hands on both of the old ladies
breasts and as I drove on I could see any amount of groping going on
in the back. Fifty yards down the road and the old lady was straddled
up on his lap with her tongue down his throat.
A few minutes down the road and the lady pulls back from him
exclaiming out loud "Ya bit me tongue ya durty bastard !"
He s[]'s, She laughs. Then she turns her attentions to a sleeping Ca,
"C'mon, Wake up Ca, we can't have a Threesome wiv only Two !"
Ca mumbled something drunkenly incoherent as the lady groped her and
this all continued for the next Ten minutes or so till we arrived at their home.
I was half-expecting to be invited in and I had my plan ready, otherwise it
would be a Ten minute drunken debate of why I wouldn't come in.
The lady starts "Sure why don't ya come in and join us Mr Taximan ?"
Yer man then says "Yea, de more de merrier, ya can have de wife !"
and adds "Ya can give it ta her in de hole while she's asleep !".
I ask fer my Sixteen Euro fare which yerman pays with a Twenty
and a 'Keep the change'.
The lady starts again "Ar ya coming in so fer a birra fun ?"
I reply "Ah go on so, let ye head in and I'll park up the car and follow ye in".
They carried Ca from the cab, I drove away and U-turned at the end of the
estate and drove back past them at speed averting my eyes from the scene
and the depressing the thoughts of what was about to take place inside.
