How do you get unwanted customers out of your Taxi?

[Belker]

Ya don't want to be pissing off guards who come to your aid with trumped up fares especially if'n your also seeking the soilage charge.

A colleague of mine once told me that he had a prostitute in the cab one morning and she said to him; "Our jobs are similar, we try to extract as much cash from our client as is possible using the limited skills we have" !

[Rat Catcher]

Never was a truer word spoken... well maybe never is a bit of an exaggeration, never say never... unless context dictates that you need to say it... come to think of it, can something be "truer" in the context suggested, if it's true it's true, it can't be more true, can it?

[Belker]

I dunno that, but in Cork (if your young, female and unmarried) you can be 'Kinda Pregnant' !

[Tony]

I had the dumbest runner of all last year who ran into his house in bray, the fare was €45 when I got there and €75 when the cops arrived, he paid up in full the next day.

[Rat Catcher]

The M50 toll crowd charge thousands of euros for late payments.

[Belker]

I had Two lads in the cab one night, the first fella gets out in Whites cross and pays me 15 bucks, I drive the second fella to Glanmire where the fare is up to 22 Euro, yer man legs it IN A SUIT across a mucky field and I can see him splashing through puddles fer de sake of 7 Euro !

[Shallowhal]

I had Two lads in the cab one night, the first fella gets out in Whites cross and pays me 15 bucks, I drive the second fella to Glanmire where the fare is up to 22 Euro, yer man legs it IN A SUIT across a mucky field and I can see him splashing through puddles fer de sake of 7 Euro !

Dry cleaning bill €20.....and breakin yer bollox laffin....€7

[markmiwurdz]

I had Two lads in the cab one night, the first fella gets out in Whites cross and pays me 15 bucks, I drive the second fella to Glanmire where the fare is up to 22 Euro, yer man legs it IN A SUIT across a mucky field and I can see him splashing through puddles fer de sake of 7 Euro !

Might have been dying for a Barry??

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

i had the exact opposite of a runner a while ago.
you might call him a "rennur."
a fuckin smelly tramp cunt. i pulled the car over and bolted away from the car to get fresh car.
gave him a dickey diver to fuck off out of the car.

[silverbullet]

A proper WHISTLE...not like the JB crAPP'

Scares the bejaysus out of the hardest of men...and women, so much so, it mught even earn you a soilage charge!!