What If I had 3 Auld wan's giving me 'Grief' in the cab some night (which is pretty regular) and I took exception to their comments and also to their leaving me short a few Euro on the fare, so I decide to myself 'I'll fookin get them'.
The next day I head to the Garda H.Q. looking fer the Rape crisis division and make up this marvellous story about how the 3 Auld wan's had dragged me out of my cab, held me down and analy raped me with a beer bottle. The story is perfect, I even have the beer bottle that One of them brought in to the cab with her fingerprints on it and I shoved it up me Jacksie fer good measure to the DNA guys.
I wonder would I as the male defendant be named ? Or more importantly would the 3 Auld wans, the Accused be named ?