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john m

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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2018, 01:45:57 pm »
Well Lipp Im not going to disagree wih you cos under Irish law you can selfdetermin your sexuality so if you have a stickadicktome or a cutacuntinme  you can identify your own sexuality .I intend to declare as a Woman to get my old age pension a year earlier then when Im old enough to get it as a man ill self declare as a bloke .

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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2018, 01:47:59 pm »
In other words...you are a survivor....clever man/woman/genderfluid/tranny.

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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2018, 06:27:41 pm »
I'm not  computer literate, does that make us Non Binary?


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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2018, 02:26:35 am »
Now that we goin kill all the Irish babies an pensioners an starve to death anyone who's 65 or older an everyone is goin gay and the church is banned and the mosques are built and the immigrants are
Floodin in and men are afraid to talk or ride women to make babies cause it costs them ther livelihood an they mite go to prison or end up homeless
And rickshaws are banned..............
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Ah Bollix I forgot we'r i was goin with this....
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2018, 02:30:56 am »
Oh ye pensions........ 100,000 get yu bout 70 quid a week.....
Ide rather have that 100k under the mattress next  to me blow up doll....

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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2018, 08:23:14 am »
I'm not  computer literate, does that make us Non Binary?

 8)  D'Wave are working on Quantum Computers, Silver....making parallel universes seem real. Dr Geordie Rose(I think)...check him out yourself.


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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2018, 10:05:44 am »
We have the best pension in the world .As I wrote on Roys when asked why I got into this Industry I said my licence was my pension .When Im pension age ill work the hospitals or supermarkets or train station if I get 50 quid a day after costs Ill be a very wealthy pensioner .Spoke to a fella use to be my boss on a site he retired last year after 40 years .Thought he would have a good Builders Federation pension he is getting 60 a week .

  One of the possibilities that is desired by Government is that we have our children and their families back to live with us .That solves the homeless problem and Elderly care problem and they can help fund our old age .



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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2018, 10:19:42 am »
Oh ye pensions........ 100,000 get yu bout 70 quid a week.....
Ide rather have that 100k under the mattress next  to me blow up doll....

A lot of Irish pensioners due to claim over the next few years will find their pensions were desimated in the Crash .Irish Life invested a lot of their pension funds in Irish Bank Shares which dropped from 22 euro down to 10 cent .I have a Friend had an Interest only mortgage and was planning to pay off the principle with his pension payout .Bank were happy to facilitate him as his cash sum from his pension covered the sum ..His Pension Crashed and his payout was less that 10% of what was projected ten years earlier .He is no homeless had to sell the house to pay the bank still got a little bit out of the sale got one of them wodden cabins and put it in his daughters back gardens .A lot of people think they have a good pension until they actually go to the actuarry for their final figures .

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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2018, 10:47:06 am »
We have the best pension in the world .As I wrote on Roys when asked why I got into this Industry I said my licence was my pension .When Im pension age ill work the hospitals or supermarkets or train station if I get 50 quid a day after costs Ill be a very wealthy pensioner .Spoke to a fella use to be my boss on a site he retired last year after 40 years .Thought he would have a good Builders Federation pension he is getting 60 a week .

  One of the possibilities that is desired by Government is that we have our children and their families back to live with us .That solves the homeless problem and Elderly care problem and they can help fund our old age .

One of the options being discussed is that elderly people take in a refugee to mitigate the housing crisis. Now, i'll let you figure out the legal ramifications there. As for state pensions...i'll paraphrase what a retiring INTO rep said to me ex-girlfriend about 5 yrs ago...."Forget it....the days of getting 2/3's salary for life are well gone...expect to supplement your pension with a part-time gig". Now, the Govt has been lying to people for yrs getting them to contribute towards non-existent contributory pensions...ask a cop working now if he'll be able to retire at 53 with a lump and 30k p.a. like the last generation did... State pensions are a sham...if you're 55..you might get something...if you're 35....expect to work until you drop.

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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2018, 11:04:21 am »
I never really understood the facination with pensions.If I'm too old or feeble to work then I'm not gonna be spending thousands on fancy holidays and nightclubs.What are yis gonna do with all the money when yer wearing adult pampers?All you need is a fridge a kettle and a tv and maybe a source of heat.Sure yer kids are gonna ignore ya most of the time anyway unless they need a babysitter.Old people don't spend much.

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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2018, 11:25:36 am »
What about the gobshites like me with ho kids? Who'll be there to whizz me in and out of the sanitarium then? 8) Nah, its not about pensions...it is about those who worked having everything taken from them because Shauna and Deano never had a chance in life what with the rigged system...Pavel and Lolita will be basking in the Balkan sun laughing when they hit 68...not so the Irish...too thick to see it.

 Johnny is only worried abut his own retirement and he should be, because those who are debt-free will be forced into taking in a homeless person or face taxation on spare rooms.

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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2018, 11:37:35 am »
I'm assuming I'll be selling the gaff to the state or some private company to pay for me nappy getting changed 6 times a day...unless you've huge money in the bank getting old isn't fun.Maybe adult abortions are the answer.What do you think SClass?

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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2018, 04:14:19 pm »
I'm not  computer literate, does that make us Non Binary?

 8)  D'Wave are working on Quantum Computers, Silver....making parallel universes seem real. Dr Geordie Rose(I think)...check him out yourself.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/9-things-people-get-wrong-about-being-non-binary  8)

 


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