I put Two female knackers out of the cab recently,
I dunno where I got the burst of courage from but I did do it.
Two ladies in their mid Forties flagged me down and I stopped fer them,
"Tower please Sir" (about 15km outside of Cork).
And then they start the Gamon speak between themselves
about why they were put out of the pub by the security guard.
I pull over and ask fer the fare upfront,
She sez; "Me husband will pay ya wen we get there".
"Sorry Luv, I never leave town without the fare in advance",
out they get slamming doors and threatning to report me.
RESULT !!