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Offline silverbullet

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Taxi drivers retirement home.
« on: August 07, 2018, 07:18:24 pm »
Instead of enjoying the autumn of their lives, a lot of pensionable taxi drivers prefer to clog the ranks, and increase their chances of dying at the wheel.
Pondering this conundrum I asked my Wife where the beat location  would be for a retirement home.
These were her suggestions:

OLD GOATS-TOWN.

STILL-ORGAN.

My favourite:

GREY-STONES!! rofl rofl rofl
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2018, 09:13:08 pm »
Quote from: silverbullet on August 07, 2018, 07:18:24 pm
Instead of enjoying the autumn of their lives, a lot of pensionable taxi drivers prefer to clog the ranks, and increase their chances of dying at the wheel.
Pondering this conundrum I asked my Wife where the beat location  would be for a retirement home.
These were her suggestions:

OLD GOATS-TOWN.

STILL-ORGAN.

My favourite:

GREY-STONES!! rofl rofl rofl



Yeah That's hilarious ::fds
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Offline Belker

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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2018, 12:44:56 am »
There is a lovely little spot down here fer you Sclass and it's right beside Beal na Blath in West Cork,
it's called Crookstown !
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2018, 08:37:05 am »
Quote from: silverbullet on August 07, 2018, 07:18:24 pm
Instead of enjoying the autumn of their lives, a lot of pensionable taxi drivers prefer to clog the ranks, and increase their chances of dying at the wheel.
Pondering this conundrum I asked my Wife where the beat location  would be for a retirement home.
These were her suggestions:

OLD GOATS-TOWN.

STILL-ORGAN.

My favourite:

GREY-STONES!! rofl rofl rofl

Temple of the not so ogue...

Walkinwithazimmerstown..

Man O Chair

Oldtowndeadkennedys.

Hipsboro

Donewalkin

Leakin.

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Offline Octavia1

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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2018, 10:52:55 am »
I've a lovely spot on howth head.... If I have to wear a nappy
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2018, 09:52:37 pm »
The Bangkok Hilton
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2018, 11:22:36 pm »
For Old Cranky Taxi drivers: Harold's Cross. 8)
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2018, 05:55:15 am »
E Class Mercedes drivers can be a Cranky lot !


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The Liffey Lip

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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2018, 06:47:56 am »
Best of luck to Sclass if he is a pensioner....didn't realise until I saw the Merc that this was about him. Hope he keeps working and laughing at half the fat useless bastards here who'll never see old age.
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2018, 08:27:22 am »
Don't be encouraging him Hippo he won't be laughing if his 11000 hybrid battery fails.Ffs my whole car only cost 6000.
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The Liffey Lip

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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2018, 09:19:19 am »
He had the sovs for an SClass.......I never did...don't think he's worried about 11 grand somehow.
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2018, 09:24:13 am »
He didn't buy it new.A 20k car for a retired guy with no mortgage and a state pension isn't worthy of a blue peter badge.But carry on anyway...
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The Liffey Lip

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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2018, 09:27:15 am »
Plenty here with no mortgages Merc....half them are CHAVS....as others pointed out. I hope SClass keeps working until he drops...pity more oldies didn't do the same...pipe and slippers and cataracts isn't for everyone.

Now...let him defend himself and all the other lads on here who aren't contributing. Must get Rats to post up a listing of the new females that were logged on here last Sun at all hours....very interesting that this is happening now with all the furore about bleedin' fordeners.
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2018, 10:03:29 am »
He defends himself and his jammer even when nobody asks.It's unbearable.He's not the victim here, we are.
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Re: Taxi drivers retirement home.
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2018, 10:26:24 am »
Quote from: The Liffey Lip on August 09, 2018, 09:27:15 am
Plenty here with no mortgages Merc....half them are CHAVS....as others pointed out. I hope SClass keeps working until he drops...pity more oldies didn't do the same...pipe and slippers and cataracts isn't for everyone.

Now...let him defend himself and all the other lads on here who aren't contributing. Must get Rats to post up a listing of the new females that were logged on here last Sun at all hours....very interesting that this is happening now with all the furore about bleedin' fordeners.
Load women on here last week Lip?
Is that not every week?

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