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The Liffey Lip

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Irish Logic.
« on: October 11, 2018, 08:19:52 am »
24 hr shop earlier this morn...me and shop owner.

Me: Ciggy sales down with the annual increase?

Him: Yes probably, but it will save the taxpayer money, I suppose, with the health service.(Rehearsed answer).

Me, being a cunt: How do you reckon that? Doesn't the Govt get 8 or 9 quid tax for every pack sold?

Him: It costs millions in health care every yr, so they said on the news.

Me: Where is the tax going to come from if nobody smokes or if they all go underground for their smokes?

Him: They'll hit something else.....

Me: The excise duty generated from smokes pays for the WHOLE health service mate and when it's gone they'll have to recoup it somehow....meaning non-smokers will be hammered too....

Him: Most of my fag customers are near the end anyway...........

Me:You might have to sell that 2 litre jammer when they do hit diesel...and they will as soon as Leo gains 3 to 5 seats in the next election, and he will if the E.U. says "make it so". I suspect ciggy sales will go south completely now.....See a lot of auldears shopping in the ethnic shops nowadays..."

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2018, 10:25:28 am »
Christy Fox from Pearse Hse has it sorted.

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2018, 11:17:48 am »
Heard it........a bit like the Irish Olé in Vegas.

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2018, 05:07:13 pm »
I've joined the Black market!

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2018, 05:14:31 pm »
I've joined the Black market!

That's racists!!

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2018, 11:26:23 pm »

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2018, 10:32:07 am »
Drinking Porter once with Big Dommo he points over to a lad sitting at the bar trying to see his reflection in a pint of Guinness .Dommo says there is a broken human got divorced so he could get remarried dosent he look so Fucking Happy .

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2018, 12:02:49 am »
Smuggled smokes might be going up €5 A sleeve, watch this space.

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2018, 06:07:51 am »
Smuggled smokes might be going up €5 A sleeve, watch this space.

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Re: Irish Logic.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 03:53:19 pm »
Smuggled smokes might be going up €5 A sleeve, watch this space.

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€5.60 A pack in Valleys saving €71.00 A sleeve.

 


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