Tips and Tricks.

[Belker]

I learnt this new trick just last weekend, I picked up this drunk man on Sunday night who turned out to be a lot drunker than I had reckoned, he asked to head fer North Cork and when we arrived the fare was 15Euro, he rooted through all his pockets with coins falling everywhere and eventually came up with 3 Fivers which I accepted.
Obviousely I had the internal car light on when he was getting his money together, but as soon as I was paid I turned the light to Off so even when he opened the door to exit the light stayed off and he could not see all the coins he had dropped, the additional 7.70 in coins made it a nice fare.

[Shallowhal]

That's not a tip or a trick....that's just plain theft!!

[Tony]

Ya robbing bastard

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

never ever turn a light on for a pisshead unless they request it.
not too long ago a pisshead gave me two fiftys stuck together.
taxi drivers, taximen.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

and even then, only turn on one of the dome lights nearest you and leave theirs off in order to cast as little light their way as possible.

[SClass]

and even then, only turn on one of the dome lights nearest you and leave theirs off in order to cast as little light their way as possible.

Yeah but it only became a new trick down in cork recently,
  Ah bless,

[Octavia1]

Me biggest tip was 150 for 2 minute job.... A mad cnut gave it to me and his misses grabbed it off me.... She got out and he gave another 150...an said don't mind that mean  cunt ...   

[Rat Catcher]

never ever turn a light on for a pisshead unless they request it.
not too long ago a pisshead gave me two fiftys stuck together.
taxi drivers, taximen.

Had a lovely one of them a good while back. One of those really annoying clients who insisted on babbling in my ear for the entire short journey ending every sentence with "I know the story, bud" - "me brudder does a bit, I know...", "are ye on for the night, I know...", "will ye get 3 outta the night, I know...", etc, etc, etc... Anyway when we get to his gaff he tells me he only has a fifty but he can get change inside if I need it because "I know...". As we in one of the less salubrious northside suburbs I said I'd take the fifty and was about to put it through a forensic examination with the words "you know the story, bud" on my lips when I realised there was two of 'em so just gave him 40 back and away he went. Thought to meself, I might get 3 outta the night now, bud!

[john m]

Discracefull carry on Robbing customers and blogging about it .Big Dommo must be turning in his Urn .

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

the customers always right john.
if they say there's a twenty and it turns out to be two twenties stuck together, who are us mere mortals to argue with them.

[john m]

the customers always right john.
if they say there's a twenty and it turns out to be two twenties stuck together, who are us mere mortals to argue with them.

No tsure about that Doc could be Larcany as they are as you say stuck togeather .Your sort of kind of creating some sort of doubt about the intent of the transaction bu sayong they were stuck as opposed to saying I was presented with .Lad in black with a wig might take a dim view of the term stuck.

[Cool Boola]

Last week this guy gave me a twenty and five for a 9.80e fare.I saw it was twenty but when I uncrumbled it the twenty note was only a half...Served me right!

[weird al wankovitch]

I knew a lad who used to give half fivers to piss heads.

[Shallowhal]

Last week this guy gave me a twenty and five for a 9.80e fare.I saw it was twenty but when I uncrumbled it the twenty note was only a half...Served me right!

He's probably on the punter forum gloating about ripping off a taxi driver!!

[Tony]

Last week this guy gave me a twenty and five for a 9.80e fare.I saw it was twenty but when I uncrumbled it the twenty note was only a half...Served me right!

He's probably on the punter forum gloating about ripping off a taxi driver!!

Laffin