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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #90 on: November 18, 2018, 12:28:22 pm »
I was wondering that aloud, well not in a rugby context, down me local a while back. One of our local throwers is a transvestite and the PDC have introduced ladies qualifiers for the world championship. He's a decent enough thrower and I think you get 5 large (Sterling) for losing in the first round....

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #91 on: November 18, 2018, 12:38:00 pm »
Women can get the pension a year before men so I will be declairing meself a Sheilagh when im 66 then change back a year later .

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #92 on: November 18, 2018, 01:47:35 pm »
Didn't 2 blokes get married but wernt gay but best mates so the other fello wud have a house wen he snuffed it....
I think mot's drivin taxis get less hassle aswell.... Ide love to dress up as a mot wit wig an all as a scientific research you understand..... A red dress wit sequins an a bow a the back be lovely  ??? :D
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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #93 on: November 18, 2018, 01:49:39 pm »
Didn't 2 blokes get married but wernt gay but best mates so the other fello wud have a house wen he snuffed it....
I think mot's drivin taxis get less hassle aswell.... Ide love to dress up as a mot wit wig an all as a scientific research you understand..... A red dress wit sequins an a bow a the back be lovely  ??? :D
One of the oldtimers did that,regular. Name escapes me atm.

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #94 on: November 18, 2018, 02:16:08 pm »
A lot of detail there Octy....if you ever need to talk..we're here for you!!

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2018, 02:28:11 pm »
A lot of detail there Octy....if you ever need to talk..we're here for you!!

Thanks mate... I was a bit Forlorn this mornin... It's probably just a phase wit Sunday bordem.......
I did explore me feminine side once....
But me nipples didn't do antin for me  ???
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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #96 on: November 18, 2018, 02:33:06 pm »
Just Brough a Dutch bloke to the airport....
He tells me the government now have a job for pensioners we'r they get on a special bus wit cameras all over it and if they see anyone on their phone drivin.... They take down their number plate and they fined.... Cnuts.....
Ide love that job wen I retire.... But being almost legally blind already ..... They'd probably tell me to fuk off  ???
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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #97 on: November 18, 2018, 02:36:33 pm »
A lot of detail there Octy....if you ever need to talk..we're here for you!!

Thanks mate... I was a bit Forlorn this mornin... It's probably just a phase wit Sunday bordem.......
I did explore me feminine side once....
But me nipples didn't do antin for me  ???

So ye just had a wank instead...hearin ye!!

Stayed out too long meself last night/this morning,didn't get home till 6,sitting here feeling like i have a fukin hangover,the missus and daughter are gone for brekkie rolls,i said i wouldn't be able for one,stick with the coffee and toast,might go out for dins later actually.

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #98 on: November 18, 2018, 02:54:17 pm »
home by 3 try never to work after 3 cant stand the drunken fucktards prefer a few lads going shopping in the flats late at night than a few drunks .

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #99 on: November 18, 2018, 03:15:32 pm »
3 is generally my time now aswell....but felt guilty leavin all those punters on the street....apart from the american geebag who claimed i was bringing her the long way from Gardiner St to Rathmines(Grove Pk) at around 4am,her gps was saying we should be goin through town,when i was driving up the canal her gps was telling her to turn right over Leeson St bridge,i actually had to pull over and tell her if she keeps it up she can get out and follow her "gps" which was telling her we were 10 mins away while sitting on Grand Parade(Ranelagh bridge)....i said we're 2mins away....anyways,saw a punter with a suitcase looking a bit panicked....T1...please and thanks!!

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #100 on: November 18, 2018, 03:30:53 pm »
I work until 5 Fri an sat religiously. Rest of the week usually 1 or 2 an on a very rare night I might stretch it to 3 or I might take not go out atall an dus sit at home scratching me balls.

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #101 on: November 18, 2018, 03:33:21 pm »
Scratch your own balls?...i have an app for that!!

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #102 on: November 18, 2018, 05:19:21 pm »
I find most of thes bleedin fordeners are very mistrusting of taxi drivers.they piss me off putting on their gps to make sure your not taking them the long way,and the forden cunts who do live here,seem to spend their days exploring every short cut you can possibly take.the same with welfere matters.if you ever want to know your entitlements,dont ask an irish man,ask a bleeden fordener.and the cunts NEVER tip,but they expect you to tip them when they are working in their restraunts

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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #103 on: November 18, 2018, 05:31:23 pm »
never got so much as ha'penny off [immigrants]
the polacks are'nt too bad but they're not great either.
have got more tips off the pikeys.
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Re: Democracy me bollox
« Reply #104 on: November 18, 2018, 05:37:22 pm »
never got so much as ha'penny off a chink, a paki, or a [].
the polacks are'nt too bad but they're not great either.
have got more tips off the pikeys.

Tips off the pikeys?.....don't pick us up!!

 


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