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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2018, 11:13:15 am »
Going with the brother and the two not so young lads. I think you have to be in fancy dress to get on the box. I did come up with a fancy dress idea that I was certain would get us on telly - top hats with pictures depicting Aesop's Fables so the commentators could say there's four Paddies in top hat and tails. However, the others weren't so keen and the idea never progressed. Aside from that, dragging the story out a bit, we had originally booked for the UK Open where Mick McGowan (throws with the team in me local) was due to compete and he advised us that Reds is the place to watch so you can watch the games on the main stage on TV and keep an eye on the other games (in Reds) simultaneously hence we probably won't even be in the televised "Sky Line" arena until finals day. Anywaysanall, I reckon our best chance of getting on TV might be to come up with some clever slogans for the 180 cards - any suggestions welcome but not too clever, bear in mind it's the darts - although the brother does share Chris Mason's "taste" in shirts which might attract some attention, I guess.
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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2018, 11:20:25 am »
Loud shirt will help alright. Saw a few lads dressed up as cowboys in one of the European venues recently..witty placard....."Posse Magnets" etc etc.......
Seeing as how yez are Oirish etc........maybe a few references to the political climate here.....Rainbow puns etc.

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2018, 11:22:58 am »
Food for thought...
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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2018, 12:13:10 pm »
"The Rampant homosexuals Brexiteers".....very catchy!!

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2018, 12:26:27 pm »
That's the one Shalhallah.........The 3 Brexiteers and DART(s)angan.

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2018, 05:41:02 pm »
I got a tenner on our own Steve Lennon at 500/1 with Boyles, didn't want to mention it earlier 'cos they won't accept any sports bets on my account so I had to go down town with used notes... seemingly my tenner was enough to cut his odds in half! Put a score on Michael Smith at 33/1 (still available) with Paddypower as well, again in used notes as they have my account restricted to pennies.
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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2018, 05:47:34 pm »
Hopefully you'll win a few bob to keep up the botox treatments...it's nice to see you with a permanent smile!!

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2018, 05:51:30 pm »
It'd take more than botox to put a smile on my boat. Only interest bets really, the kinda one's that'd have me saying I wish I hadda if they came in and I didn't. If I wasn't going to it I wouldn't bother betting at all, especially given the effort one must go to to give the bookies money... However, there'll be a lot more used notes pissed up again the proverbial wall than put in their pockets by next Monday morning!
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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2018, 05:32:34 am »
........I think you have to be in fancy dress to get on the box........
.......Anywaysanall, I reckon our best chance of getting on TV ..........

Yiz should have posted earlier about it Stephen and I could have sorted at least 3 of ye
with a few XL shirts in near perfect condition that would defo get yiz on the T.V. !









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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2018, 05:49:14 am »
I got a tenner on our own Steve Lennon at 500/1 with Boyles, didn't want to mention it earlier 'cos they won't accept any sports bets on my account so I had to go down town with used notes... seemingly my tenner was enough to cut his odds in half! Put a score on Michael Smith at 33/1 (still available) with Paddypower as well, again in used notes as they have my account restricted to pennies.
Is'int it terrible that the kounts wont lay a bet, even a measly 20Euro bet from me yesterday morning, I had a long think about objecting to their bookmaking licence and their personal fitness to hold a bookmaking licence yesterday, but as I didn't record the call then I allowed them the oppurtunity to lie their way out of it, even at that it would take a lot of time and effort to take on such a task and they didn't piss me off enough to do so, maybe mentioning my real name didn't help my cause.

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2018, 06:19:49 am »
Here is the Backs of the aforementioned shirts Stephen,
Mr 406 man would not allow me to post more than 5 images in one post.







While I was on holidays in Portugal Donkeys years back when the kids were nippers,
some unknown Pox Doob Dad said to me at the bar one night;
"Miz shirt is Fookin Louder dan Fookin yours" and walked off laughing.
The next day I went shopping and suffice to say that same Pox Doob Dad
never came within an asses roar of me fer the rest of the holiday !

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2018, 12:26:09 pm »
I got a tenner on our own Steve Lennon at 500/1 with Boyles, didn't want to mention it earlier 'cos they won't accept any sports bets on my account so I had to go down town with used notes... seemingly my tenner was enough to cut his odds in half! Put a score on Michael Smith at 33/1 (still available) with Paddypower as well, again in used notes as they have my account restricted to pennies.
Lennon 400/1 and Smith 22/1

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2018, 02:01:39 pm »
Plenty of 500/1 about Lennon now that all the English firms have priced up. Coulda waited a day and saved the shoe leather... but then I woulda missed the 33/1 about Smith, top price 25/1 now... swings and roundabouts, I guess. - strangely, the oddschecker desktop site isn't showing the full market but the mobile site is.

Lennon is one for the future. Impressive when losing in the first round of last years World Championship, hasn't set the world alight since but has climbed to number 39 in the order of merit earning a little over STGĀ£100,000 in prize money alone over the last two years and clearly establishing himself as the top Irish player on the circuit.
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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2018, 02:12:40 pm »
Wait until you're there and have had several scoops and then just stick a fiver on the skinniest cunt left in the tournament.

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Re: Rugby type stuff
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2018, 03:12:38 pm »
7 oc kick off the goons will be absolutely pissed by 10 crying about the ref or blaming the pitch .Orlagh and Grizelda will opine that since Drico left the game has lost its sex appeal ,I wonder how many of the quems will be out to support their sisters in green tomorrow against whoever it is they are playing .A fucking joke of a game .

What sort of irishman are you?

 


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