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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2018, 11:17:41 pm »
Off the gargle ever since ya grew that beard and went full muzzie. Yer probably on a watch list with all the other elephant jockeys. Fair play Hal it doesn't suit everyone.

I believe all the youngsters are drinking Gin amd tonics to stay trim these days.When I was young Gin was for old folks.

Always loved an oul g&t at the end of a night,got the taste for it when my boss bought a few rounds when we were stranded in Ashbourne(where i was serving my apprenticeship) on the Fri of the big snow of 82.

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2018, 11:19:33 pm »
can't they make gargle taste exactly like gargle without the alcoholic content?

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2018, 11:23:52 pm »
can't they make gargle taste exactly like gargle without the alcoholic content?

Heineken are doin one....have to laugh at the ads...people in work needing the taste of an alcohol to get through the day....that would set alarm bells ringing as an employer.

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2018, 11:25:37 pm »
laffin

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2018, 02:29:20 am »
One in 5 Irish people's have Haemochromatosis.
It's a celtic disease
I've been wonderin why I'm bollixed tired lately an I've been drinking that Guinness a bit lately on account of the fact that I'm browned off with the fukin weather anyway
This heamacromatosis
...it's an overload of iron in their blood.... The irony is that Guinness is full the stuff..... If ya drink Guinness an yur bollixed.... It's likely that yuv too much iron in yer blood an the best way to get rid of it is to give blood or emoply leeches to suck it out....
 I've been doin some research on me genes sendin them to different companies an I've come out 100 % celtic...
The celts came from central Europe bout 5000 yers ago an before that their ancestors came up eastern Africa into Wat ya call today Egypt Palestine into Iraq Iran,Syria up tru turkey an into hungry,Poland Slovakia.... Their was 6 tribes
The present day Iraqi, Syrians share this disease with the Irish paddy to this day poor cnuts....
Anyway another mad bit of useless information is that many Irish travellers share a disease with the Chinese....
Galactosaemia.......they can't process cows milk an it gives them terrible diarea an farting........poor cnuts

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2018, 06:09:42 am »
Your a half breed like out leader Leo so  rofl
Mr. T-bag to you

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2018, 06:09:56 am »
80 yoyo for my time taste this and fill in a survey beats paying for porter or driving a cab on a wednesday .

Tell uz fer fukks sake how you got the gig??


Her who takes my money is a food scientist I get a few of these gigs .

Black liquid food..... ::cheers

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2018, 10:19:29 am »
Your a half breed like out leader Leo so  rofl
Am in me Bollix Tony...  100 Celtic ethicnally pure mordern day Irish......

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They found a red haired mummy from 1000s yers back wearin a kilt in china a few years ago....
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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2018, 10:24:49 am »
Lee Fung McAlpine............cross-dressing Cantonese chap.

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2018, 10:31:50 am »
Lee Fung McAlpine............cross-dressing Cantonese chap.

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2018, 10:48:24 am »
Here Tony do you not have a foreign surname?Where is it from?

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2018, 11:41:41 am »
England.

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2018, 11:47:53 am »
Foreign bollix.
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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2018, 02:00:41 pm »
Deport the fuk....
Sure he'll have to leave after brexit anyway!!

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Re: Good Evening
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2018, 02:11:27 pm »
As my from Ayrside, Rangers loving brother-in-law says......"The Famine is over why don't yez go home". Living in Leinster, he really need to be slapped more often. "The Plantation is over" retort tends to send him mad on the drink....all to the tune of the Beach Boys.

 


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