wrong trade

[john m]

lock on the back door is broken she rang a bloke wanted 60 to come and have a look he says he dosent know what type it is as there are 100eds of different ones she asks roughly how much to replace it .He says lowest figure 180 but if its not replaceable he will have to refit the lot about 280 she asks does that include the call out he says no..

 drove around this morning tried a few places lock is obsolete according to them bought a whole new lock and roller rail new handles 50 yoyo the lot took about two hours to refit and redrill the door .Nice work if you can get it Isuppose if the house insurance covers the cost these fitters must be making nice coin.

[mercenary for hire]

Many of those guys haven't done an apprenticeship.The likes of Dyno lock etc only do a short training course.

A relative of mine is a qualified locksmith and his favourite tool is the drill.He trained properly and can pick any lock but it's more time/money to do it the right way so just replaces the locks and heads to the next job.

[silverbullet]

When the Missus says she wouldn't mind you smashing her back door in, you must have got it wrong.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

laffin

[Octavia1]

This piece of gay erotica paintin sold for 70 million dollars.... Some bloke lookin at his boyfriends ass.....
70 million for 5 dollars worth of paint and 2 dollars for a canvas an didn't even bother wit a frame.........
The pink pound they call it........
Painters are by a million miles the greatest fraudsters in the history of mankind......

[The Liffey Lip]

Speaking of trades...Cher is coming to Dublin I hear.........what a collage of traded parts that aul chancer is.

[Shallowhal]

This piece of gay erotica paintin sold for 70 million dollars.... Some bloke lookin at his boyfriends ass.....
70 million for 5 dollars worth of paint and 2 dollars for a canvas an didn't even bother wit a frame.........
The pink pound they call it........
Painters are by a million miles the greatest fraudsters in the history of mankind......

I'm lookin at the burd with the heels....lookin at the puff lookin at his fellas arse!!

[Octavia1]

This piece of gay erotica paintin sold for 70 million dollars.... Some bloke lookin at his boyfriends ass.....
70 million for 5 dollars worth of paint and 2 dollars for a canvas an didn't even bother wit a frame.........
The pink pound they call it........
Painters are by a million miles the greatest fraudsters in the history of mankind......

I'm lookin at the burd with the heels....lookin at the puff lookin at his fellas arse!!

She looks like a Chinese secret agent....
Apparently now there's hundreds of them living in Ireland now an all over the world....
Out bidding the American in the great euro
Land grab.... Loaning out money to Ireland then buying the country up with the interest.....
Little by little, poca a poca, "渐渐"

[Vikkiz]

This piece of gay erotica paintin sold for 70 million dollars.... Some bloke lookin at his boyfriends ass.....
70 million for 5 dollars worth of paint and 2 dollars for a canvas an didn't even bother wit a frame.........
The pink pound they call it........
Painters are by a million miles the greatest fraudsters in the history of mankind......

I'm lookin at the burd with the heels....lookin at the puff lookin at his fellas arse!!

Maybe it’s Michael Barrymore looking at his dead boyfriend in the pool

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

Cher means expensive or a rip off in french...
do ye remember the show Michael Barrymore had years ago where he'd interview little kiddies. it was priceless stuff.

Michael Barrymore - Best Bites.avi

[Vikkiz]

Cher means expensive or a rip off in french...
do ye remember the show Michael Barrymore had years ago where he'd interview little kiddies. it was priceless stuff

I heard that he has a new show coming out

It’s to be called “Only Pools and Corpses”

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

why does'nt Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays in his gaff?
he throws all his fags in the swimming pool.

[Cool Boola]

Getting back on subject....Roofing company took a look at my roof ...Said it was rotten rafers and other woods  flaking...slates broken an  membrane rotting an on ..4days work for 3 roofers...Guess what he quoted to do the job ?...??

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

six grand.

[john m]

for a standard two storey 12K with new slates or tiles if you have gaff insurance or 7k cask