Well Done

[Shallowhal]

And Hals.....and MFH is a fukin lick arse....straight up!!

[vandriver]

Im the most pleasant chatty and erudite taximan,nice and helpful to customers,a good ear for those who need to talk,and a good laugh at times.
What the f@¢k is wrong with the customers I get ?

(In fairness,I do a lot of corporate work,where the passengers don't book the jobs themselves)

[mercenary for hire]

I only switch it on when I'm in good form.Otherwise I'm just cancelling jobs on fukkers that keep me waiting.If I had to work it all the time I would have been booted off it by now.

[Octavia1]

Scores on the Doors;

MFH has 5%.

Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Belker has 3.92%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

Anyone Else ?
Before we declare MFH as the Winner !

Do you get your rating as a lick arse driver added to your car?
So if I've a beautiful new clean ecologically
Friendly and technologically advanced safest taxi in the world.....
And yous all drive dirty smelly old clapped out death traps...... Then technically wen you subtract my driver rating from my vehicle rating an get 1%.....
Then it's safe to say that I am probably the greatest cnut driving a taxi in the country....
Is that correct?
This is the best Christmas ever...
 Got Me own  personal copy of Shane the directors cut as a present ...





https://youtu.be/NE3mHhpGV2A
They shud legalise guns in Ireland....
There be no more messin...
Keep the population down, house prices come down, no ques in lidls or hospital trolleys... No more homelessness...

Come the revolution

[stonethecrows]

1811 jobs with 75 likes should take me on to the podium in 3rd place to claim the bronze cnut award at 4.14%. Need someone to take photo of me screen if proof reqd.

[Belker]

1811 jobs with 75 likes should take me on to the podium in 3rd place to claim the bronze cnut award at 4.14%. Need someone to take photo of me screen if proof reqd.

To take a screen shot, press the home button and the power button at the same time.
No proof required to get 3rd place though.

[Belker]

And Hals.....and MFH is a fukin lick arse....straight up!!

45 favourites out of how many jobs Hal ?
Just so as we can add you to the scores on the doors.

I would love to see Tony's score !!

[Belker]

Also did you know that you can give them your code during their first card trip.Even if they hailed ya with the app.I usually sniff out the tourists as they're generally first time card users.

Fook sake !  I forgot all about your post MFH, the last job I did last night was a new MyTaxi customer asking me how it all worked ? And I completely forgot your post, Bollocks ! That's after spoiling my whole OCD Christmas !!

[mercenary for hire]

Just remember those codes are only valid on the first card journey.After that nothing.

[Belker]

Im the most pleasant chatty and erudite taximan,nice and helpful to customers,a good ear for those who need to talk,and a good laugh at times.
What the f@¢k is wrong with the customers I get ?

(In fairness,I do a lot of corporate work,where the passengers don't book the jobs themselves)

Ya need ta work on yer Bullshite VD, a lot !!

[Belker]

Final Scores on the Doors;


Gold; MFH has 5%.

Silver; Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Bronze; Stonethecrows has 4.12%.

Belker has 3.88%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

And RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

[Octavia1]

Final Scores on the Doors;


Gold; MFH has 5%.

Silver; Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Bronze; Stonethecrows has 4.12%.

Belker has 3.88%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

And RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

I won...
King of the king Kong kunts ...... .....

[Belker]

I won...
King of the king Kong kunts ...... ..... ........

Ya didn't actually Win anything Octy,
actually you came in Last !
So now it's your turn to 'Eileen Dover'
and let MFH claim his prize !!
 

[mercenary for hire]

Just goes to show ya don't need to be driving a flash motor or be well dressed or even clean shaven to keep the passengers happy.I probably wash the car properly about 3/4 times a year.The interior doesn't get the attention it deserves either.My motor is probably one of the oldest on the forum.Customers who matter don't give a shit what you're driving.

[Rat Catcher]

You hardly washed it thrice this year with the hose pipe ban anall, MfH. Mine is fucking filthy right now but with the Christmas holidays anall I'm not working a lot, in fact I last worked on the 18th and I don't plan much more than an hour or two here and there 'till next year.... then the motor has to be retired so I'll probably leave it to Mrs. Catcher to get some immigrants to do it when it's hers.