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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2175 on: June 11, 2020, 11:58:36 am »
Mad to think that the whole country has had their NCT put on hold but Ken the clown expects to get to the top of the queue because he drives a few pissheads to parties at 3am.

I'm sure there are Doctors and nurses afraid to use their vehicle because they can't get an NCT.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2176 on: June 11, 2020, 02:52:48 pm »
Pissing into a gale force wind there ,trying to get NTA to understand the situation--but what would you expect --look at the Minister !

You're sorted now... check the other thread for details. All's well that ends well.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2177 on: June 19, 2020, 09:54:40 am »
Looks like that hard kick in the Mickey is heading our way Boris isint interested in a Deal .The EU are also looking for a Digital Tax and the USA are not interested .Order your Gun Now on Amazon .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2178 on: June 19, 2020, 10:42:39 am »
Checked Amazon ...and ebay....both out of stock ????
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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2179 on: June 19, 2020, 11:55:19 am »
Try Amazon .Flats .Org. Plenty of shooters for sale or rent .Tell them you know a man who knows a man who knows Big Dommo .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2180 on: June 19, 2020, 01:03:34 pm »
Try Amazon .Flats .Org. Plenty of shooters for sale or rent .Tell them you know a man who knows a man who knows Big Dommo .

....who hires casual workers?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2181 on: June 19, 2020, 07:10:00 pm »
Who doesn't these days... very little formality in the modern workplace.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2182 on: June 19, 2020, 11:31:21 pm »
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up.

Many year's ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Dublin competition.

Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck.

She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.

She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.

Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack.

Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged out in a fight outside a KFC takeaway.

The stress caused her severe hair loss and facial waste.

Bur she NEVER , ever stopped believing and finally , last month




She was crowned Miss Louth 

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He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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« Reply #2183 on: June 19, 2020, 11:37:30 pm »
Sounds like a lovely girl...think i knew her da!!

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2184 on: June 19, 2020, 11:49:40 pm »
Guy is at home enjoying the football after the wife fcuks off to her mother's.

Anyway 1/2 way thru the game there's a knock on the door , guy answer's the door and their is a Garda standing there with a very serious face on him , Garda says "There's been an accident Sir and your wife is in Hospital"

Guy replies "How is She ?"

Garda Says " Very Critical"

Guy Replies " WFT is she complaining about now ?"
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2185 on: June 20, 2020, 02:51:21 am »
 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl....Would ya ever....
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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2186 on: June 21, 2020, 09:32:14 am »
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up.

Many year's ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Dublin competition.

Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck.

She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.

She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.

Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack.

Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged out in a fight outside a KFC takeaway.

The stress caused her severe hair loss and facial waste.

Bur she NEVER , ever stopped believing and finally , last month




She was crowned Miss Louth 

 8)

Luvin it !  rofl

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2187 on: June 28, 2020, 09:14:33 am »
Hello Brexit my old friend ,weve come to talk with you again .Simon Covney is praying while Boris is Sleeping and the words of the Erm are written on the subway walls you will recall Brexit is going to Kill us .

Irish Government have done the dirt 14 days of isolation will hurt and the freedom of movement has been ignored treated with little import but the Brits will put Customs in the Port a barrier to free trade of a sort .

And whisper the sound of Silence .

So much for Freedom of Movement guaranteed under the Good Friday Agreement if the Irish government Insist that people traveling from Britain must self isolate but people from other countries have freedom of movement .The Brits will use this to say the Irish Government broke the Spirit of the Agreement .Brits to be Fair to them imposed no restrictions on Irish travelers to the UK .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2188 on: June 28, 2020, 10:36:15 am »
Clash of the Big Beasts Angela Merkel takes over the Leadership of the EU from July the 1st Boris wont fuck with her .Hard Brexit is now a certainty .If you already have your gun get AMMO .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #2189 on: June 28, 2020, 01:24:45 pm »
"Children of Men" on Netflix, an unlikely premise, but I was surprised that I thought it a good movie in the end, not that I particularly enjoyed it. Worth a watch for the doomsayer that is the Ermicle
"Oh Mama, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside a taxi with the Chinese pox again". Apologies to the other  Bob.

 


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