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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2019, 06:09:06 pm »
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Sinn Fein Cllr Chris O'Leary said he has no doubt whatsoever that the offensive material he saw this morning on the newly restored and refurbished bridge was human, and not dog faeces.

"I am a dog owner and I know the difference," he said.

He's got my vote.  He wouldn't put up with any bullshit if he was re-elected
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2019, 07:04:28 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2019, 04:02:31 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2019, 04:08:17 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.
I taught you could crap and not get fined, but if you took a leak you are liable to fine ??
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2019, 07:16:56 pm »
Pigeons use to shit on the washing down the flats .

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2019, 07:27:22 pm »
Getting old is compulsory whilst growing up is voluntary.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2019, 07:11:58 am »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2019, 04:33:24 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.
I taught you could crap and not get fined, but if you took a leak you are liable to fine ??
As a Dub would say,
The first or second offence you might get away with, but not the turd! 8)

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2019, 04:36:46 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2019, 04:41:14 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though
I don't know your name
But your faeces familiar.  8)

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2019, 04:44:05 pm »
SB luv it  ::cheers
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Re: Breaking news
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2019, 04:58:45 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2019, 05:01:02 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).
Clue in the first line appears to mention Dog Dirt not human
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2019, 05:03:02 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!

 


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