Breaking news

[Jack Meoff]

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/cllr-calls-for-investigation-after-human-waste-smeared-on-st-patricks-bridge-911893.html

[stonethecrows]

Well done Ken , them donuts(laced with laxatives) worked

[Jack Meoff]

Touching cloth on Paddy’s bridge

[Tony]

Well done Ken , them donuts(laced with laxatives) worked

Laffin me bollix off

[Rat Catcher]

I think I walked over that bridge.

[stonethecrows]

I think I walked over that bridge.

Ah Rat your talking crap now

[Rat Catcher]

No... honestly, Ken or Korky can clarify... probably.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.

[Rat Catcher]

One thing you should never do with undercooked chicken is eat it. The Chinese are cunts for not cooking chicken through... any more than a little pink, bin it.

[Mr phooey]

One thing you should never do with undercooked chicken is eat it. The Chinese are cunts for not cooking chicken through... any more than a little pink, bin it.

Ar yu bruddy racist Rlat Catcher?

[Rat Catcher]

Absolutely not. I live in the beautiful seaside resort town of Balbriggan which boasts the most racially diverse population in the country and I drive a cab for a living, the most racially diverse trade (save security) in the country. Irish aulwans are shite cooks too, at the opposite end of the spectrum i.e. anything that once lived is cremated.

[mercenary for hire]

In my gaff the biggest motivation to cook anything is the use by date.That's why stuff gets burnt more often than it should be.I'd rather take a chance than throw it out.I regularly eat beef well passed it's use by date with no problems,chicken not so much.

[Mr phooey]

I flukin hate dialea
https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

[markmiwurdz]

around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.

 

[stonethecrows]

around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.

 

Doctor I'm surprised you never of the prep you have to take if you having a scope (Up or Down), same end product