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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2019, 05:05:42 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap
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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2019, 05:11:45 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap




Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2019, 05:15:55 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap



OMG SB your wasted in this Taxi game , you should have been a chameleon
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2019, 07:17:05 pm »
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).
Clue in the first line appears to mention Dog Dirt not human

Confucius....

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2019, 07:18:28 pm »
Did the politician say if there was a homeless person sleeping close to the shit ?

The Liffey Lip

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2019, 07:20:58 pm »
Mick Wallarse?

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2019, 07:03:12 am »
I think I walked over that bridge.
You did indeed and in good company, Octy bought the losing Lotto tickets at the far end of the bridge.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2019, 07:23:37 am »
Just read this now.

But a strange one, I had 4 bar staff from the Silver Key pub in Cork last night and the lad in the front went on to tell me the tale of the 'Phantom Shitter' as they called him, It was a Gross tale about how a few weeks back some customer had wiped his excrement all over the toilet walls and also wiped it on the toilet seat and on the cubicle walls, and all done over a 3 day period and then he disappeared.

It's gotta be the same guy/gal/LGBT, surely there isin't Two nut-jobs out there rubbing their Shit on stuff.

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Re: Breaking news
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2019, 08:53:41 am »
Someone protesting about the price of the Beamish I'd say...I had a mate who used to pull toilets and sinks off walls and flood the jax everytime he felt a bit annoyed at a bouncer or barman.Did it for years.Lots of angry folks out there.

 


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