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Offline john m

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ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« on: June 13, 2019, 12:21:14 AM »
NEW FEATURE ASK DOLLYMOUNT

Dear Dollymount
           Im looking to buy a new Dog my Old English Sheepdog has died .Should I get another one or should I get an Irish Breed like a Kerry Blue ,Irish Water Spaniel or a Mongrel .

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2019, 12:40:02 PM »
NEW FEATURE ASK DOLLYMOUNT

Dear Dollymount
           Im looking to buy a new Dog my Old English Sheepdog has died .Should I get another one or should I get an Irish Breed like a Kerry Blue ,Irish Water Spaniel or a Mongrel .
A Mongrel is an acceptable Irish breed.
Remember to rear him in 3 or 4 Star hotel rooms and teach him to bark loudly.
This will earn you a virtually free 3 bed Semi in an area of your choice!.

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2019, 12:47:10 PM »
Dear Dollymount

I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.

What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2019, 12:54:23 PM »
Dear Dolly,
I've been diagnosed with Dyslexia.
It it a result of a Misspelled Youth?

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2019, 01:23:26 PM »
Dear Dollymount

I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.

What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?

Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2019, 02:13:56 PM »
Hola DOLLY.......Question..
Who did dolly.....mount..pardon!....I think Terry new her......

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2019, 02:43:59 PM »
Dear Dollymount

I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.

What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?

Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
Relax Hal, I'm not serious  :))

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2019, 02:45:37 PM »
Dear Dollymount

 I drive a black car ,Is that wrong ?

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2019, 02:46:45 PM »
Dear Dollymount

I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.

What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?

Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
Relax Hal, I'm not serious  :))

He might still answer it....for you!!

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2019, 02:47:18 PM »
Dear Dollymount

 I drive a black car ,Is that wrong ?

On every level!!

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2019, 04:22:27 PM »
What yis all talkin about ??????

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2019, 04:44:00 PM »
What yis all talkin about ??????

We ask the questions round here!! lol

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2019, 04:46:21 PM »
But I dont understand the significance of the post

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2019, 04:47:37 PM »
What yis all talkin about ??????
Dollymount is all powerful and mighty and is also a fckn Know-All, bit like the Wizard cnut in the Wizard of Oz

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Re: ASK DOLLYMOUNT
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2019, 05:35:50 PM »
Well I dont think I have ever tried to be a know all,I would be obliged if you can show me a post in which I tried to be a know all.if such a post exist,then I apologise.it was never my intention to portray myself a know all

 


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