Yull be grand horse .... get on here if yur bored in bed an nuttin on the telly .... an slag the shite out o Ken ....
That's wat I do 
Ah now octy, I'm surprised at you. You know me, I don't like to be slagging Ken. In fact I don't think I've ever slagged him, ever. Well OK, maybe one time I might have slagged him very very lightly but for the most part I don't slag Ken. The way I look at it is that if I start slagging him I won't be able to stop. There's simply too much material to work with. So I just keep it civil with Ken out of fear of totally annihilating him.