Get yourself checked

[Horse]

I had to swallow a camera and shit it out but I think Pony got the Pervert Procedure where they Jam a Garden Hose type thing up your Swiss .Meant to ask him was it Nice would he recommend it and how much would he pay Foo You Pooh to repeat the procedure in her Massage Parlour In Tough of Tailand Main Street beside the chipper near big Dommos flats .

I think Horse got the endoscope treatment as in down the throath, as opposed to the colonoscopy which goes up the bum.

Yea I got the throat one. They put this thing in your mouth to bite down on. Then they spray this horrible shite in your mouth and throat to make it numb then they inject some shit into you that almost knocks you out but not quite.  Horrible procedure. 

[John m]

I got Hunny I shrunk the Kids .Gave me stuff days before to take runs the shit out of you .Then fasting .They put a saddle on you and a thing like a bus conductors ticket machine then you swallow a Pill Camera .It travels through you and you shit it out after it sends pictures to the saddle and they are recorded by the ticket machine thingey .You know you are finished when you shit out the Camera it flashes in the Jacks you flush it away Return to the Hospital and they unsaddle you like an also ran in a selling hurdle ,They then Send you the Bill but not the results so you dont pay .

[Belker]

I had to swallow a camera and shit it out but I think Pony got the Pervert Procedure where they Jam a Garden Hose type thing up your Swiss .Meant to ask him was it Nice would he recommend it and how much would he pay Foo You Pooh to repeat the procedure in her Massage Parlour In Tough of Tailand Main Street beside the chipper near big Dommos flats .

I think Horse got the endoscope treatment as in down the throath, as opposed to the colonoscopy which goes up the bum.

Yea I got the throat one. They put this thing in your mouth to bite down on. Then they spray this horrible shite in your mouth and throat to make it numb then they inject some shit into you that almost knocks you out but not quite.  Horrible procedure.

Not to mention the 'Cleen-prep', that was the worst of it fer me, and none of the kounts warned me of what it would do !
B@STARDS !! 

[silverbullet]

I got Hunny I shrunk the Kids .Gave me stuff days before to take runs the shit out of you .Then fasting .They put a saddle on you and a thing like a bus conductors ticket machine then you swallow a Pill Camera .It travels through you and you shit it out after it sends pictures to the saddle and they are recorded by the ticket machine thingey .You know you are finished when you shit out the Camera it flashes in the Jacks you flush it away Return to the Hospital and they unsaddle you like an also ran in a selling hurdle ,They then Send you the Bill but not the results so you dont pay .

King John The Turd?

[Shallow Hal]

Been attending a consultant urologist since April 2021,he says I'm a young lad to be having my problems...had the camera down me flute a while back,wide awake while they're doin it,put a little numbing cream around the top of yer flute..believe me it's not worth a bollox,It was the only time I wished I was a 5" instead of the wonderful 8" that i posswss...cos I felt every inch that cuntin camera travelled down the shaft....and asking me did I want to look at the monitor...I politely declined....the sick fuks.....anyway I've been on tablets for a slightly enlarged prostate since 2021,they seem to be controlling the problem but he's still talking possible surgery,I don't really want me prostate removed cos I still enjoy a self controlled horn...I'll know more when I see him this Oct.

[Tony]

Fuck sakes hal your going through the mill at your older than me age, arse cancer is the one thing that I do fear

[Shallow Hal]

Fuck sakes hal your going through the mill at your older than me age, arse cancer is the one thing that I do fear

Ah yeah...but I still have me good looks,a good sense of humour and me burd still loves me!!
But with my IBS I haven't trusted a fart in fukin years....I recently got a letter from the court services for jury service but I was seeing my doctor that week to get bloods done(cos I was diagnosed with anaemia in 2020) so he gave me a letter to excuse me...which they did....I could imagine me being on the jury and I get the urge to empty my bowels...I'd be jumping out of me seat shouting "hang the cunt" as I make a panicked dash to my special jax to destroy the place....that's how I imagine it but in truth I'd probably just shite meself and put me hand up and ask the judge..."an bhuil cead agam dull go dtí an leithreas?"

[Tony]

I've never been called for jury duty, not that I can remember inanyways, probably better off and safer for the poor cunt in the dock, especially if they are not white.

[Shallow Hal]

I've never been called for jury duty, not that I can remember inanyways, probably better off and safer for the poor cunt in the dock, especially if they are not white.

Or that cunt that still has our 10k!!

[Belker]

I've never been called for jury duty, not that I can remember inanyways, probably better off and safer for the poor cunt in the dock, especially if they are not white.

Or that cunt that still has our 10k!!

I have a sneaky feeling that you have your sights set on him Hal !

Go fer it and if'n I can help out then let me know ? 

[John m]

I've never been called for jury duty, not that I can remember inanyways, probably better off and safer for the poor cunt in the dock, especially if they are not white.

Or that cunt that still has our 10k!!

I have a sneaky feeling that you have your sights set on him Hal !

Go fer it and if'n I can help out then let me know ?

Ken did you read my reply to Hal in Members .Put your Gun back in its Holster and your tongue back in place .Its a Job for the Gards and the Gards ONLY .

[Belker]

I've never been called for jury duty, not that I can remember inanyways, probably better off and safer for the poor cunt in the dock, especially if they are not white.

Or that cunt that still has our 10k!!

I have a sneaky feeling that you have your sights set on him Hal !

Go fer it and if'n I can help out then let me know ?

Ken did you read my reply to Hal in Members .Put your Gun back in its Holster and your tongue back in place .Its a Job for the Gards and the Gards ONLY .

Yes, I read it.
Did ya think that would scare me off ??   

[Bob Shillin]

Been attending a consultant urologist since April 2021,he says I'm a young lad to be having my problems...had the camera down me flute a while back,wide awake while they're doin it,put a little numbing cream around the top of yer flute..believe me it's not worth a bollox,It was the only time I wished I was a 5" instead of the wonderful 8" that i posswss...cos I felt every inch that cuntin camera travelled down the shaft....and asking me did I want to look at the monitor...I politely declined....the sick fuks.....anyway I've been on tablets for a slightly enlarged prostate since 2021,they seem to be controlling the problem but he's still talking possible surgery,I don't really want me prostate removed cos I still enjoy a self controlled horn...I'll know more when I see him this Oct.

Had the same thing for a recurrent UTI (not STI) which turned out all good afterwards, but even though the camera had a lot less distance to travel than yourself Hal, it was very unpleasant, and I did look at the monitor. There was a female nurse in attendance taking great pleasure in my pain with a big grin on her face, but even if she had been attractive there was no chance of a sunrise.

[Shallow Hal]

Been attending a consultant urologist since April 2021,he says I'm a young lad to be having my problems...had the camera down me flute a while back,wide awake while they're doin it,put a little numbing cream around the top of yer flute..believe me it's not worth a bollox,It was the only time I wished I was a 5" instead of the wonderful 8" that i posswss...cos I felt every inch that cuntin camera travelled down the shaft....and asking me did I want to look at the monitor...I politely declined....the sick fuks.....anyway I've been on tablets for a slightly enlarged prostate since 2021,they seem to be controlling the problem but he's still talking possible surgery,I don't really want me prostate removed cos I still enjoy a self controlled horn...I'll know more when I see him this Oct.

Had the same thing for a recurrent UTI (not STI) which turned out all good afterwards, but even though the camera had a lot less distance to travel than yourself Hal, it was very unpleasant, and I did look at the monitor. There was a female nurse in attendance taking great pleasure in my pain with a big grin on her face, but even if she had been attractive there was no chance of a sunrise.

Not when they're pumping water in to your bladder for the entire scan,regardless of the two female nurses in attendance,no need to bring your dignity to one of those appointments!!

[Octavia1]

Get out on yur bike an the doctor be a stranger ...get a cyclecross for off road an get away from all the ape cnuts ....Good for yur mental health aswell....never did me Any harm anyway