Author Topic: Swine Flu again,Again  (Read 4699 times)

Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #225 on: February 14, 2020, 02:41:27 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !

Offline Tony

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #226 on: February 14, 2020, 04:34:25 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !


Is that a promise?
Mr. T-bag to you

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #227 on: February 14, 2020, 05:16:35 PM »
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!

Offline Bob Shillin

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #228 on: February 14, 2020, 05:54:13 PM »
Anybody on here dead yet ?
People dyin' now who never died before.
"Ring the bells that still can ring, forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in". LC

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #229 on: February 16, 2020, 10:07:16 PM »
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #230 on: Today at 03:13:29 AM »
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!

 


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