Washington DC- We are all living in an era of heightened health awareness. While COVID-19 is making us pay attention to any cough or sneeze, other health issues haven’t gone away. The White House medical team is making sure the commander-in-chief isn’t going to be felled by any pathogen.
An anonymous source within the administration leaked the results from President Trump’s recent blood test. It doesn’t look good. Donald Trump tested positive for stupid.
Doctor Andrew Canard teaches at the Canard Medical School. He’s looked at the findings and had this to say.
Stupid is a lot like cancer. Cancer causes out of control growth in cells. That creates chemical markers in blood. Stupid causes an out of control growth in the brain’s cretinous lobe. The expansion of the cretinous lobe produces an abnormal amount of puerile in the bloodstream.
If the test results are real, then President is off the charts stupid.
Doctor Canard went on to say that such a high level of stupid is likely to be contagious.