An open letter to Dr Martin Gooter Bling,
Dear Dr Bling,
With news coming through more and more young people with no underlying health issues being killed by Covid-19, i am increasingly concerned for
your health. I think with you driving your taxi and getting exposed to thousands of viral droplets, you may not survive this pandemic. It would be
even sadder for you plate to die with you. I urge you to nominate me to take over your license if you have not nominated someone yet. I would
like to have as Frankie puts it, under the bed plata so that i can become a rental boss when the next boom arrives in 2040. In exchange for the
license i will pay for your cremation costs in full. Here are my details to fill in the S15N form.
Full name: sore testicle
PPS: 1234H
Address: 11111 Malahide Road,
Inchicore,
Dublin 15
Co Louth
Please find below the link to the death transfer form. It is nice doing business with you.
https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Form_S15N_application_to_nominate_a_person_in_the_event_of_death.pdfYours Sincerely,
sore