Explain this ?

[Horse]

Man you are so dumb its almost funny, almost. You didn't solve shit with your lunacy explanations.  Plus you're the one keeps banging on about it. Was it not just an hour ago you brought up your ridiculous density equation again? And you call me pea brain jelly? So your answer to kens question is ken got drunk, the end? Maybe you should of offered up a similar answer to John's conundrum.  Something like, John has two eggs and then he got drunk. Would of been a better answer than that totally wrong paragraph of shite that you handed up as your answer. You're not well, you do understand that dont you?

[Octavia1]

Jeez horse ...yur such a sore loser 

[Horse]

I wouldn't know coz I'm not the loser. That would be your sorry ass, again.

[john m]

Im doing Hangover this morning in Tommy Two Scars Gaff .Sore heads all round we demamd quiet so I suggest boiled Eggs .Big Dommo says Jesus No the sound of smashing Egg Shells would go through me head .Dont Worry Dommo I said We will boil a few eggs then place them in Vinegar from Lidil and dissolve the shells .I had two hard boiled eggs on Batch loaf Dommo had a Soft boiled one and Tommy Fell asleep under the table .

[silverbullet]

Probably IRA Accelerant sold as Smirnoff.

[Belker]

Sometimes ya don't want something ya give it away
Leave it were the winos find it

I gave the bottle to my Taxi mate last night telling him exactly where it came from and he cracked the seal saying; "Well if it was sealed, then it's good", He offered me a Score fer it but I refused it telling him that it was a found bottle and I had no use fer it.

We had a long chat about it and came to just 2 options;

Option 1; Some recovering alcoholic had been given a present of it and because all of his friends were also recovering alcoholic's he had no one to give it to and did not wish to burden his family with anything alcohol related, so he/she still having the respect fer the gargle could not face pouring it down the drain but instead left it at a can/glass recycling center where surely some other active alco would find it.

Option 2; (Similar to what Horse said), Some recovering alcoholic had a break-out then changed his/her mind,
and then the rest the same as option 1.

[Belker]

ye thieving itinerant ye ken.

Not 'Thieving', it was left on the ground.

[Tony]

Who gives a bollix ken, its a bottle of piss left on the side of the street ffs only you could get a few pages out of something so trivial.... Get fucking over it ffs.




PS.
Happy Christmas

[Belker]

Probably it was placed with the empties by mistake  and when they were being dropped off it was discovered and set aside only to be forgotten again .

That's another decent theory, as much as the tale intrigues me the full truth will never be known.

As me mate whom I gave the bottle to said to me last night; "Most likely whomever left the bottle there was parked up close by to see who picked it up".

[Belker]

Who gives a bollix ken, its a bottle of piss left on the side of the street ffs only you could get a few pages out of something so trivial.... Get fucking over it ffs.




PS.
Happy Christmas

It intrigues me El Tonio as to why some one would leave a full sealed bottle of Vodka in a re-cycling center.
There is a lot more to this tale but unfortunately we will never know it.


And Happy Christmas to you and yours,
I hope Santee brought you some hair and a half decent better fitting trackie pants.

[Belker]

Jeez horse ...yur such a sore loser 

So who won the Egg thing in the end ?

It's a bit like Brexit, hard to know who actually won.

[Tony]

Personally it might of intrigued me for about 5 seconds then id just fukk it in the bin and would have forgotten about it before i left the recycling centre, inanyways hows the world of taxi driving these days?
Are you still a mytaxi slut?
At this state i think I'd forgotten how to use me meter.

[Octavia1]

Probably it was placed with the empties by mistake  and when they were being dropped off it was discovered and set aside only to be forgotten again .

That's another decent theory, as much as the tale intrigues me the full truth will never be known.

As me mate whom I gave the bottle to said to me last night; "Most likely whomever left the bottle there was parked up close by to see who picked it up".

[Horse]

Jeez horse ...yur such a sore loser 

So who won the Egg thing in the end ?

It's a bit like Brexit, hard to know who actually won.

I did Ken. Octy's theory was blown out of the water for defying the laws of physics and John's experiment was discounted because it broke the rules of the conundrum by not leaving the shell intact thus leaving my brilliant plan of exposing the eggs secret by illuminating the contents with a simple laser pointer picked up in any stationery shop.  Unfortunately both John and octy refused to accept the results, sore losers and all that. Looks like my answer to your puzzle was the most widely accepted theory too. No surprise really.

[Shallowhal]

Was probably someone looking for some peace and quiet on Christmas day.....and look who the fuk shows up!!