i noticed a problem after the last meter fare update. When the meter was fully off it would beep and come on with PRG on it and then turn off. i had a very loose connection with wunna the wires in the glovebox once and that was the cause. i checked all the wires and evertin is brand new. i thought after the last fare update the meter was runnin a little internal maintenance or diagnostic sporadically or sumtin when it knew it was off and not being used but it's never done the beepin or done the PRG or gone blank mid fare until last night.
Drove by these 4 yokes and the one center stage was flappin it's arms up and down and motioning for me to spin the car round in the opposite direction. This is a cunt now if ever there was one i saysta to myself. I pull in amongst heavy traffic and i can't gerra turn. i'm stopped and boxed in by traffic. He's gonna say how come ye did'nt turdin the car round for us and sure enough he does. Fat fuck get's in the front the surly aulfla in the back, the aulwan and the fat fuck's girlfriend who was like a bleedin ukranian. "Busy no." I knew he was a cunt. I looked at the meter and said i cudda sworn i started it. Went to start it again and it was dead. Bollockssssssssssssss. I'll just charge them a flat 15 i saysta myself. "It's great to talk to a taxi driver without needin an interpreter." Interpret this ye fat cunt i felt like sayin while fuckin squeezin my mickey at the yoke. Ocean drive by the Lighthouse Family was on the radio. "He's a great singer is'nt he." He is yes. Super song. The black fella don't know his name. "Ye can't say black fella anymore". Why the fuck not ye cunt ye. "He sang Batman." Pardon? The yoke is really irritatin me now. He sang what? "He sang Batman. Kiss from a Rose." That was Seal ye fuckin cunt ye. Anudder fuckin great song. Just pullin inta their estate the meter beeps and comes back on with 4.40 on it. Aw Jaysus the mouthpiece is gonna say 4.40 that's grand. The three yokes in the back got out without a word of thank you. Dirt. He digs himself outta the car and i quickly knock the meter off. Now that's 15 please squire. Had anudder little fiddle with the wires earlier but evertin is rock solid and i could'nt duplicate the fault i could'nt.
