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Offline silverbullet

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Re: 15824
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2026, 12:39:20 am »
[Tongue-in-cheek] If you hired an electrician* or plumber to do work, they'd charge you €100 just to turn up.  There's a price to be paid if you want someone to do the driving* for you & we only charge a modest €4 to turn up at your door.  Plenty of cheaper options before you get to a taxi...



* We passed a state exam just like the tradespeople  :P



Horse show last week got a uber job 8.67 euro
Accepted it because it beside me
Huge house off serpentine ave a 261 bmw and 252 merc in garden and a horsebox
Took them ages to come out eventually they did dressed to the 9s
I waited for them to lock the door and walk towards car
I cancelled and drove off

200k in cars a horse and 1.5 million gaff and uber and them give me 8euro odd
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Re: 15824
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2026, 07:10:11 am »
Maybe.  Or he might crash it and then he'll have to SINGH for his supper on Grafton St...
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Re: 15824
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2026, 08:20:53 am »
Weird really... all his compatriots are driving brand new yokes bought by the State... probably... what did he do on the relieving officer / BTWEA man?
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