How is the body

[Tony]

Wanna get that checked, thats a sign of Alzheimers.

It's called insomnia Al

[weird al wankovitch]

Or forgetting to go asleep..

[Tony]

Or forgetting to go asleep..

Too true....

[Octavia1]

3 hours sleep dally???
That's me afternoon nap....

I'm startin to gett them ( Wat do yu mean funny.....?  Like funny ha ha.... Do I amuse you?)  conversations wit me customers...
No time for cunts wen I'm in this bleedin depression.... Had to fuk a few out me car over the weekend.....
Bastards

[Octavia1]

Ide fuk off to the sun for the winter only I've no one to feed me tarantulas

[john m]

Depression in this game is probably normal ,not much job satisfaction picking up strangers and dropping them off,most conversations you have with people is just verbal diarrhea .

[dalymount]

Thays true,but you kinda have to talk bollox to them,if only to make the time they are in the car go quicker.I hate having to talk to them ay all

[Shallowhal]

I've had(mainly)girls who have been nattering in the car on a hourney,when reaching destination they say "you must think we're bitches" or something along those lines....i just zone out most of the time.

[Rat Catcher]

Washing your hands arfter a piss? Next yill be telling us ye moisturize..

I used to have a little bottle of moisturiser decades ago when I could throw a half decent leg of darts - ok, half decent is probably a tad generous - as I found it improved grip when my fingers were cold or excessively dry. Another thrower suggested it when he noticed me licking my fingers before throwing. Back in those days one had to shop around for moisturiser for men as men were men, not like now with it on every supermarket shelf.

[Rat Catcher]

It's called insomnia Al

I'd say the erm's spent many a night laying awake wondering if there really is a dog.

[Shallowhal]

Washing your hands arfter a piss? Next yill be telling us ye moisturize..

I used to have a little bottle of moisturiser decades ago when I could throw a half decent leg of darts - ok, half decent is probably a tad generous - as I found it improved grip when my fingers were cold or excessively dry. Another thrower suggested it when he noticed me licking my fingers before throwing. Back in those days one had to shop around for moisturiser for men as men were men, not like now with it on every supermarket shelf.

Was was your darts nickname....Paris Hilton?

[Rat Catcher]

Fuck off... I was never good enough to have a nickname.

[Rat Catcher]

You ignored me coming out of the Crowne one night....cunt!!

Not intentionally.... but, lucky you!

[Octavia1]

 la Roche posey cicaplast baume B5 for the  face....for the clued in modern metrosexual about town ......
 Cures everyting .......   
     guaranteed....

[Belker]

I'm hoping I'll be dead by pension time....it's a great country except when your old and sick getting ignored.Fuk that I'm gone..gonna put me head in the microwave.

Get a decent health insurance plan, mine is top of the range just fer my own peace of mind, like you I couldn't bear the indignity of being old and ignored or worse again PUT ON A FOOKIN TROLLEY !