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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: How is the body
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2018, 05:58:16 pm »
I often see drivers pissing against their cars at night. I don't understand such behaviour but, admittedly, they are generally from different cultural backgrounds. There's plenty of hotels and bars about the place, most of which have decent facilities with soap, hot water, etc. The Crowne Plaza and the Goblet are two I frequently use.
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2018, 09:16:34 pm »
Washing your hands arfter a piss? Next yill be telling us ye moisturize..
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2018, 01:51:21 am »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on November 05, 2018, 05:58:16 pm
I often see drivers pissing against their cars at night. I don't understand such behaviour but, admittedly, they are generally from different cultural backgrounds. There's plenty of hotels and bars about the place, most of which have decent facilities with soap, hot water, etc. The Crowne Plaza and the Goblet are two I frequently use.

You ignored me coming out of the Crowne one night....cunt!!
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2018, 01:59:10 am »
Ye probably didn't wash her hands hal
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2018, 02:04:09 am »
Quote from: weird al wankovitch on November 06, 2018, 01:59:10 am
Ye probably didn't wash her hands hal

Always wash me hands Al....and me flute in the sink...cos ye never know what MILF or ladyboy might come my way!!
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2018, 02:06:17 am »
Ye were prolly doing yer jizz hands
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2018, 02:46:57 am »
I'd say I pissed in every parish in Dublin at this stage and if I'm having a bad night I'll piss on the door handle, it's just my way of getting back at some of the assholes we deal with.
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2018, 08:30:26 am »
Quote from: Tony on November 06, 2018, 02:46:57 am
I'd say I pissed in every parish in Dublin at this stage and if I'm having a bad night I'll piss on the door handle, it's just my way of getting back at some of the assholes we deal with.



On the inside door handle
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2018, 09:48:35 am »
Quote from: weird al wankovitch on November 05, 2018, 09:16:34 pm
Washing your hands arfter a piss? Next yill be telling us ye moisturize..

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Re: How is the body
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2018, 01:17:13 pm »
Seasonal affective disorder gone inta full blown mode now....cravin the carbos... 12 hours sleepin....great effort required to walk or get on the bike...
Anyone else fuked..?.
Mite fuk off to Spain forJanuary ..
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2018, 01:21:53 pm »
Couldn't sleep for 12 hrs,i'd wake up and be in a jock for the day..be like the worst hangover...ever!!
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Offline weird al wankovitch

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Re: How is the body
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2018, 01:25:10 pm »
A bit of daylight fixes that sad
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2018, 01:29:58 pm »
Sunshine Al....and lots of it!!
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2018, 01:32:57 pm »
My daily intake of sleep is usually about 3-hours,even after doing an all nighter on Fridaysand Saturday nights
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Re: How is the body
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2018, 01:56:04 pm »
Wanna get that checked, thats a sign of Alzheimers.
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