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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #225 on: July 23, 2020, 12:14:59 pm »
Hey, you’re not one of those strings are you?” The third string said to him “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.

Ha ha ha....great punch line....says he very amused..
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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #226 on: July 23, 2020, 12:52:52 pm »
That was terrible stc.......come on your better than that !!!
Am I imagining things or have you added another Z to your name ?
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #227 on: July 23, 2020, 01:02:36 pm »
That was terrible stc.......come on your better than that !!!
Am I imagining things or have you added another Z to your name ?

Yes there is more of a zing of it now.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2020, 01:08:39 pm by Lizzzy »

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #228 on: July 23, 2020, 01:44:43 pm »
I always thought there was 3 z's in it.....representing a lazy fuk....zzz!!

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #229 on: July 23, 2020, 01:46:47 pm »
 Laughing ::sleep

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #230 on: July 26, 2020, 10:34:07 am »
Is she manual or automatic?
Manual which I prefer, I will go automatic when I get older !

My latest yoke is automatic. should have done it years ago. I used to spout the same shit kens spewing now

All taxis should be Automatic, takes the work out of driving.
The nua cars have all the mod cons, lane change, cruise control, auto wipers, auto lights, speed limit indicator and sensors everywhere.
I disabled all that I could of them, I can drive my own car !

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #231 on: July 27, 2020, 08:06:55 pm »
Is she manual or automatic?
Manual which I prefer, I will go automatic when I get older !

My latest yoke is automatic. should have done it years ago. I used to spout the same shit kens spewing now

All taxis should be Automatic, takes the work out of driving.
The nua cars have all the mod cons, lane change, cruise control, auto wipers, auto lights, speed limit indicator and sensors everywhere.
I disabled all that I could of them, I can drive my own car !
Disconnect the brake lines too, then there'll be no stopping you.

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #232 on: July 27, 2020, 11:57:54 pm »
Is she manual or automatic?
Manual which I prefer, I will go automatic when I get older !

My latest yoke is automatic. should have done it years ago. I used to spout the same shit kens spewing now

All taxis should be Automatic, takes the work out of driving.
The nua cars have all the mod cons, lane change, cruise control, auto wipers, auto lights, speed limit indicator and sensors everywhere.
I disabled all that I could of them, I can drive my own car !
Disconnect the brake lines too, then there'll be no stopping you.

I LOL'd....i won't lie. lol

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #233 on: July 28, 2020, 12:01:59 am »
Is she manual or automatic?
Manual which I prefer, I will go automatic when I get older !

My latest yoke is automatic. should have done it years ago. I used to spout the same shit kens spewing now

All taxis should be Automatic, takes the work out of driving.
The nua cars have all the mod cons, lane change, cruise control, auto wipers, auto lights, speed limit indicator and sensors everywhere.
I disabled all that I could of them, I can drive my own car !
Disconnect the brake lines too, then there'll be no stopping you.

I LOL'd....i won't lie. lol
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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #234 on: July 28, 2020, 04:16:24 am »
I'll take back what I said about the auto wipers, after doing 6 hours last Sunday night in miserable on/off rain and drizzle, the auto wipers were a Godsend !

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #235 on: July 28, 2020, 08:33:51 am »
I'll take back what I said about the auto wipers, after doing 6 hours last Sunday night in miserable on/off rain and drizzle, the auto wipers were a Godsend !
On the Automatic you get adaptive cruise control, where if the car in front slows, you slow accordingly, if it come to a stop. you stop, it's amazing! you just point the car in the right direction and off you go

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #236 on: July 28, 2020, 10:40:45 am »
Did you transfer the knob over.......on the steering wheel Ken?

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #237 on: July 28, 2020, 10:43:49 am »
Did you transfer the knob over.......on the steering wheel Ken?

The one on the wheel or the one behind it?
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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #238 on: July 28, 2020, 10:50:51 am »
Trust you Tony.....i would never ever consider throwin that sort of a straightner in a McDonalds carpark comment about!!.....shame on you!!

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Re: New Toyota Corolla.
« Reply #239 on: July 28, 2020, 01:03:11 pm »
New law to be debated afterdinner to cover Heathers arse .Law will say you must be activly seeking work to claim Covid Coin .You cannot be seeking work if you are in isolation but the rule will be applied to all claimants .So as I posted yesterday if you lapse your licence are you available to work ?

 


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