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[silverbullet]

I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.

Think that practice is outdated, all done with the bloods PSA now....... I think!

Had the camera up the rectum....i nearly killed him....a few years back after a bowel infection which landed me in hospital for a week...i've had a couple of prostate exams with my GP...nice guy,gentle and even gives a hug after!!

The one thing watch for when receiving a Rectal exam , the moment you feel your anal passage being penetrated, ensure that he has ONE not TWO hands on your shoulders.

[Belker]

You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!

[stonethecrows]

You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!

Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).

I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital  in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.

Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).

[Shallowhal]

You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!

Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).

I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital  in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.

Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).

Yeah they won't let you out after a scope unless you have someone to come in a collect you......and you're right about the prep.....even when mixed properly it's still very gelatinous and 2L taken over a certain period of time and tastes horrendous.......and you do know what your arse is for a short time later.....thank fuk we have 3 jax'sss!!

[stonethecrows]

You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!

Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).

I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital  in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.

Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).

Yeah they won't let you out after a scope unless you have someone to come in a collect you......and you're right about the prep.....even when mixed properly it's still very gelatinous and 2L taken over a certain period of time and tastes horrendous.......and you do know what your arse is for a short time later.....thank fuk we have 3 jax'sss!!

Jesus Hal you must be loaded with 3 bogs

[Shallowhal]

Jesus Hal you must be loaded with 3 bogs


That's just downstairs!!

[Octavia1]

I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor

[mercenary for hire]

That's what I said to me missus.I was happy to hear that now they use blood tests instead of the oul thumb.Getting old won't be so bad after all.

[stonethecrows]

I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor

As long as its only their finger , you never know what they might find, you may even enjoy it

[Octavia1]

I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor

As long as its only their finger , you never know what they might find, you may even enjoy it

Not fukin only that...... All them doctors now are darkies...... If yu tink I'm goin to voluntarily walk into a hospital and some
Mombasa witch doctor is going to finger me bum......
..then you better have the fukin fire brigade on standby

[Rat Catcher]

Doctor Mohammed from Santry organised my blood tests... got it done in Beaumont free of charge... not sure why it was free, I was expecting a bill but hey ho... the lad who took the blood was an iron, no way would I have let him anywhere near my arse.

[The Liffey Lip]

No logic to any of this. Better a doctor's digit up your hoop than a tattooed waitress with 4 sovereign rings and a cast in her eye that you met in The Willows..........

[john m]

No logic to any of this. Better a doctor's digit up your hoop than a tattooed waitress with 4 sovereign rings and a cast in her eye that you met in The Willows..........

Do you still have her number ?  please

[Octavia1]

Went to the doctor Christmas..... Goin the jacks too often an me feet hurting me..... So I said ah Bollix I've diabetes.... Any
way got the blood checks and scan for the kidneys...... (They didn't charge yet either no bills... Bit surprised) doctor said I've the body of a 20 yr old... anyway me yungone says to me... Yu need to go on a vegan diet.... The meat is fukin yur system up.....
Anyway 2 months later... Don't have to piss at nite anymore.... Not a middle aged pimple in sight..... Me skin is gone like all oil of ulay.... Bundles of energy.... Me adhd has gone back to me teenage levels... Can't sit down to paint or anything....
Feel like a million dollars..... And saving the planet.... I love me I do

[The Liffey Lip]

Went to the doctor Christmas..... Goin the jacks too often an me feet hurting me..... So I said ah Bollix I've diabetes.... Any
way got the blood checks and scan for the kidneys...... (They didn't charge yet either no bills... Bit surprised)  anyway me yungone says to me... Yu need to go on a vegan diet.... The meat is fukin yur system up.....
Anyway 2 months later... Don't have to piss at nite anymore.... Not a middle aged pimple in sight..... Me skin is gone like all oil of ulay.... Bundles of energy.... Me adhd has gone back to me teenage levels... Can't sit down to paint or anything....
Feel like a million dollars..... And saving the planet.... I love me I do

Hope you're telling the truth ,Octy because I've just gone Veggie, not Vegan. I'm always knackered although I'm only meat-free for a week. The mixed nuts have me bowels torn apart. She tells me that you'll know when you're detoxed when your Number 2 is not smelly? No idea....hope I regain my energy....watched the News and fell asleep earlier.