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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1740 on: November 18, 2019, 07:52:09 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1741 on: November 18, 2019, 08:33:14 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

It's only 117 pages in....we can beat the Bible yet!!

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1742 on: November 18, 2019, 10:15:01 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

It's only 117 pages in....we can beat the Bible yet!!
I'm no Bible basher I'll have you know! 8)

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1743 on: November 18, 2019, 10:20:25 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

It's only 117 pages in....we can beat the Bible yet!!
I'm no Bible basher I'll have you know! 8)

Just the Bishop then?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1744 on: November 18, 2019, 10:21:11 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

It's only 117 pages in....we can beat the Bible yet!!
I'm no Bible basher I'll have you know! 8)

Just the Bishop then?
Bahahahaha

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1745 on: November 21, 2019, 09:50:16 am »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

Todays Brexit news Big Dommos Sister who lives in Birmingham had Toast and Tea for breakfast .the Bread was a French Stick the Butter was Kerrygold and the Tea came from China after Brexit she will have Scotch eggs or Welsh rartebit washed down by a nice cold pint of Devon Cider .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1746 on: November 21, 2019, 12:17:48 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

Todays Brexit news Big Dommos Sister who lives in Birmingham had Toast and Tea for breakfast .the Bread was a French Stick the Butter was Kerrygold and the Tea came from China after Brexit she will have Scotch eggs or Welsh rartebit washed down by a nice cold pint of Devon Cider .

But will Prince Andrew still be her favourite to win I'm a Celeb?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1747 on: November 21, 2019, 05:16:09 pm »
Are you still going on about this FFS?

Todays Brexit news Big Dommos Sister who lives in Birmingham had Toast and Tea for breakfast .the Bread was a French Stick the Butter was Kerrygold and the Tea came from China after Brexit she will have Scotch eggs or Welsh rartebit washed down by a nice cold pint of Devon Cider .

But will Prince Andrew still be her favourite to win I'm a Celeb?
Trump impeachment inquiry is far more engaging.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1748 on: November 21, 2019, 09:27:05 pm »
The Senate will never impeach president Trump

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1749 on: November 22, 2019, 05:07:48 pm »
The Senate will never impeach president Trump
But it might prevent him getting another term, and maybe that's the endgame.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1750 on: November 22, 2019, 07:27:02 pm »
Or it might strengthen his hand as well

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1751 on: December 04, 2019, 05:07:56 am »
Dear Santy
         I have been naughty and nice so can I have a Gun for Christmas .Brits dont have a Commissioner in the EU and are leaving .Our Gobshite Taoiseach is helping the Brits to leave then the rest of Europe are going to kick the shit out of our tax fiddling scumbag Government .We have loads of homelessness so we dont need any more of that we have loads of hospital patients so we dont need more of them we have an Opposition who dont oppose so we dont need more of them .Its some country worst housing crisis since the foundation of the state and the Minister gets to keep his job ,worst hospital waiting lists and costs of any hospital service on earth and the Minister gets to keep his job .So Santy you can see why I want a Gun .When the economy slows down and the next housing crisis and hospital overcrowding gets worst you will need a gun to survive .

PS can I also have a surprise an Orange and some chocolate money in my stocking .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1752 on: December 04, 2019, 07:41:07 am »
'Tommy no-balls' is being left out of the Joy fer chrimbo, I'll give him a bell on de dog n see if'n he can sort ya wiv a piece.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1753 on: December 04, 2019, 07:48:17 am »
Who's Tommy ?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #1754 on: December 04, 2019, 08:03:13 am »
Who's Tommy ?

Excerpt from 'The Great Unwashed'; http://intaxi.org/forum/index.php?topic=8039.0

A Gun is needed he reckons, but he needed something that could not be traced
to him, so he goes to Tesco's and buys a new mobile with a new number,
he rings his mate Tommy 'No-balls', No answer to his call so he texts Tommy,
trying to avoid disclosing his identity on the text,  "Answer, this is Me !",
Tommy 'No-balls' being just as stupid as Gerry rings back. Gerry asks him if
he could sort him wiv a 'Piece'. Tommy tells him that he is currently in the 'Joy',
but he would ring 'Jimmy the Skunk' and get him sorted.
Within an hour Jimmy the Skunk rings Gerry, "Heard youse looking ta do Bisnezz",
"Wadda av ya got ? n wav de ya want ?". Gerry pretending to be Big, Bad n Awzum,
sez "I is looking for a Shooter fer a Job, about de Deuce mark ",
Jimmy the Skunk laughs "A Fookin Deuce, ur aving a F'n Giraffe !",
"Lookit, seeing as ur a mate a Tommy's, Il get yiz a nice 'Clean' gun fer a Monkey",
"It's a lovely little revolver, Spang new, never been used".

 


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