Dear Santy
I have been naughty and nice so can I have a Gun for Christmas .Brits dont have a Commissioner in the EU and are leaving .Our Gobshite Taoiseach is helping the Brits to leave then the rest of Europe are going to kick the shit out of our tax fiddling scumbag Government .We have loads of homelessness so we dont need any more of that we have loads of hospital patients so we dont need more of them we have an Opposition who dont oppose so we dont need more of them .Its some country worst housing crisis since the foundation of the state and the Minister gets to keep his job ,worst hospital waiting lists and costs of any hospital service on earth and the Minister gets to keep his job .So Santy you can see why I want a Gun .When the economy slows down and the next housing crisis and hospital overcrowding gets worst you will need a gun to survive .
PS can I also have a surprise an Orange and some chocolate money in my stocking .