The Brexodus

[john m]

Mr Richi,
As long as it doesn't break EU laws, each country charges it's own taxes.  We let the Americans in and don't charge them much.  Unlike youse who let the Russian mafia in and don't charge them anything at all.  How is the weather in Londistan these days?  Probably baltic this time of year 

A chara,
Ireland

Dear Paddy
             We have a Special relationship for years we kicked shite out of you and we look forward to resuming same .You Tax cheating Dirty Animals have been shitting on your European Friends Like us when we were Europeans We have taken back control of our Seas our Laws and our, and your Money .We will be using the Mechanisms agreed with your Friends to rat on you .As Mr Reess Mogg would opine it was 100 years ago Mick deemed to leave the Commonwealth of Nations and undermine the Empire now Mick the Empire Strikes Back .No Blacks ,No Dogs No Irish .

The Queen is Saved .
 Michael Gove MP .

[watty]

Dear Mr Gove,
We have Guinness and as long as we keep the EU half-pissed every time they come over to inspect us, we'll be alright 

Slainte,
Paddy

[watty]

Good write-up by RTE's Sean Whelan: https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/1224/1186356-brexit-deal-reached-now-let-the-sales-begin/

Both sides will have to sell the deal before the sceptics get their hands on the 2,000-odd pages of the deal and start to rip it apart.

[john m]

Read the bones of it in Der Bilt really looks like Boris kicked the Crap out of them apart from a few quids worth of Mackrel the Brits are the Big winners .They are talking about Cabbage .meaning if a Brit truck delivers to Barcelona he can pick up a return load to Britain but not a drop off from Barcelona to Paris .I suppose British transporters wouldnt have the sense to sub the work to EU drivers and truck owners bit like Free Now offering the Work on an app and taking a % in commission .Reess Mogg probably run the App from his Castle in England .

[Rat Catcher]

Seems like a reasonable outcome. Well done Dr. Leo but probably heavily influenced by the election of sleepy Joe given his support for Irish republicanism anall...

[watty]

And 4.5 hours later.... the first Boris 'clarification'

Fact check: Downing Street confirms non-tariff barriers remain (BBC)

Boris Johnson claimed at his press conference that from 1 January “there will be no non-tariff barriers to trade”.  But that’s not right. Non-tariff barriers are things like paperwork to be filled in or regulations that must be followed if trade is to go ahead.  That’s different from tariffs, which is when countries charge taxes on imports of particular items from other countries.  The deal agreed today means there will be no tariffs. But with the UK outside the EU single market and the custom union, there will be a host of new border checks and bureaucracy for the UK trade in goods, as well as significant limitations on the trade in services.  The European Commission statement on the deal confirms that – despite the agreement – there will be, from 1 January 2021, “big changes… this will create barriers to trade in goods and services and to cross-border mobility and exchanges that do not exist today”.

A subsequent statement from Downing Street has sought to clarify Mr Johnson’s remarks.  “We’ve always been clear that we’ve left the customs union and single market, which means that there will be some friction in trade which we acknowledge,” it said. “What the PM means here, is that there will be no tariffs and no quotas."

So, no tariffs but plenty of new non-tariff barriers which will make trade more costly for both UK and EU businesses.

(no link because it's one of their 'live' update streams)

[Taxi driver42]

Bet it falls apart its rushed

[Shallowhal]

Bet it falls apart its rushed

Don't ye know it will!!

[john m]

Bet it falls apart its rushed

Don't ye know it will!!

Dont think So .Brits won hands Down .They got everything they asked for France Got fish .Only people going to get shafted are The Irish .Level playing field me bollox .Brits eating Brazil or Argy beef at a £ a pound wont be buying Irish cow .Microsoft,Google ,Apple wont need our robing cunts to get a tax fiddle the Brits will sort that for them and the EU will want us to level the Field with them .The only people that were interested in Brexit was the Irish .Brits still going to SantaPonza drinking Presecco driving VWs whats changed .Watch every Irish Farmers and exporters Organisation running around with the begging bowl crying looking for EU aid .

[Belker]

Bet it falls apart its rushed

Don't ye know it will!!

Naw, It won't. The 'Deal' is done, the Brits and EU brass will sign it in.
It was a Bluff and Raise 'Poker' game from the start.

I'm just wondering on who actually won ?

[Belker]

Seems like a reasonable outcome. Well done Dr. Leo but probably heavily influenced by the election of sleepy Joe given his support for Irish republicanism anall...

I would agree Joe Biden being in power gave some one, I think the EU/IRL the Upper hand ??

Any news on the Sliced pan ?

[Taxi driver42]

Bet it falls apart its rushed

Don't ye know it will!!

Dont think So .Brits won hands Down .They got everything they asked for France Got fish .Only people going to get shafted are The Irish .Level playing field me bollox .Brits eating Brazil or Argy beef at a £ a pound wont be buying Irish cow .Microsoft,Google ,Apple wont need our robing cunts to get a tax fiddle the Brits will sort that for them and the EU will want us to level the Field with them .The only people that were interested in Brexit was the Irish .Brits still going to SantaPonza drinking Presecco driving VWs whats changed .Watch every Irish Farmers and exporters Organisation running around with the begging bowl crying looking for EU aid .

Its gonna be full of holes

[john m]

Did Santy the foreigned come to Britain this year,Great news for Britain Smart educated Europeans are banned from work but Indians ,Africans ,Pakastanis can still come to drive busses and as Normal Paddy can still come over and dig the roads .Andy Capp and Flo and the Kids can now get work in Mc Donalds or Poundland .And The smart Kids in England who go to Cambridge wont be able to go t for a few months some second rate college in Prague .And if your on the Dole you can spend your Dole on Best British Squid or Octopus tenticles .

[john m]

Read Article 5.1 on Taxation.How the fuck can Irelands Tax robbing profit diverting Brass plate letting on companies sign up to this .As members of the EU we set the lowest standard on tax if the EU dont get us in line the Brits will lower their tax rates to match ours and rob all our stolen tax coin and jobs .You know how bad this deal is for us when Leo isint prancing around telling us how great he is .See if you can get yourself a State or semi state job things are going to get messy .

Mick O leary must be getting sick in the Toilets in Leopardstown Just bought a few Billions worth of 737 Max jets and they are going to be grounded Again .

[john m]

Talking to an Economist from SIPTU asked him what he sees as the biggest threat from Brexit .He says it will Gut Irish Industry .He recons there will be only 4 types of work in Ireland .Agricultural. Top Wage Tech Jobs ,Minimum Wage and Public Service jobs .He recons most of the well paid factory jobs will disappear .Our FDI wont be able to match tax and grants the UK will offer .Brits going to invent their Equivalent to Shannon Tax Free Zones .Where the likes of Big Pharma can make stuff export to the EU tax free and then they can export tax free to countries that have free trade agreements with the UK .His advice is try get a government job .