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The Liffey Lip

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #285 on: April 01, 2019, 11:19:39 am »
Leo's busy sending letters to Kylie.

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« Reply #286 on: April 01, 2019, 11:26:08 am »
Gerry Adams was in B&Q yesterday buying bags of stones .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #287 on: April 01, 2019, 11:51:24 am »
Now it gets weird .Frau Merkel has suggested Theresa May could be appointed As A Replacement for Van Rumperoy and she could lead the evolution of the EU .Provided Britain Revoke article 50 and remain in the Union .If Enda gets the drunks job then that might work .

I heard she's gonna be the new Peggy Mitchell. Makes her debut in a special live edition of Eastenders on the beeb tonight... I kid you not.
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« Reply #288 on: April 01, 2019, 12:05:37 pm »
How do you reckon the April Fools Day votes will go, erm?
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« Reply #289 on: April 01, 2019, 12:41:38 pm »
How do you reckon the April Fools Day votes will go, erm?

 They agree to dissagree in the name of unity .I think they need a sex scandal to sort this out .

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« Reply #290 on: April 01, 2019, 05:13:09 pm »
If yes If the Brits go for a soft Brexit they are out of the Common Agricultural and Fisheries deal .So will we need to put up a border to check on the movement of animals across the border ?

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #291 on: April 01, 2019, 05:59:17 pm »

john m

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« Reply #292 on: April 01, 2019, 06:06:45 pm »
STREAKER in Parliament

john m

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« Reply #293 on: April 01, 2019, 10:57:04 pm »
April 1st 2019 .The British Parliament agreed not to agree on what they were trying to agree on .Some Mps agreed to agree with others who agreed but more Mp decided not to agree with others who also decided not to agree.HOW THE FUCK DID THESE CLOWNS ONCE RULE HALF THE WORLD .Reess Mogg would agree to bringing back the Black Death Borris would agree to bring back Slavery .Corbyn God Bless him unless he dosent believe in God hasent a clue .How come it took us 800 years  to get rid of them.

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #294 on: April 02, 2019, 09:07:02 am »
Is April 12th the beginning of a new tax yr in Britain?... rofl

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #295 on: April 02, 2019, 12:41:02 pm »
https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2019/0401/1040059-brexit-what-happens-next/

Brexit: What happens next?

Updated / Monday, 1 Apr 2019 23:00

MPs have again rejected a series of alternatives to Theresa May's Brexit deal.

A call for a customs union after Brexit was defeated by just three votes, a referendum on any deal was rejected by 12 votes, the Common Market 2.0 plan lost by 21 votes and cancelling Brexit to prevent a no-deal scenario was defeated by 101.

So what happens next?

Tuesday 2 April

Theresa May has scheduled a five-hour cabinet meeting instead of the usual 90 minutes. The first three hours will be a political cabinet in the absence of civil servants - fuelling speculation the senior Tories will consider the prospect of a snap election, the timing of the Prime Minister's departure or the potential for ministerial resignations if there is a change in Brexit strategy.

Wednesday 3 April

Backbench MPs will again take charge of the Commons timetable to consider Brexit plans under Tory MP Sir Oliver Letwin's scheme to break the parliamentary deadlock.

Thursday 4 April

After the latest round of indicative votes failed to produce a clear winner, Brexit Secretary Stephen Barclay said: "If the House were to agree a deal this week it may still be possible to avoid holding European parliamentary elections."

That could be an indication the Prime Minister might risk a fourth showdown on her Withdrawal Agreement in the hope that more Tory Eurosceptics will accept the choice is between her plan and a softer Brexit.

Wednesday 10 April

An emergency summit of European Union leaders will consider any request by the UK for a longer delay to Brexit. To be granted a further postponement the government will have to set out what purpose it would achieve and it will almost certainly involve taking part in the European elections.

Friday 12 April

The UK is scheduled to leave the EU on April 12 after MPs rejected the Prime Minister's deal last week.

Thursday 23 May

If Europe's leaders have agreed an extension to the Article 50 process, the UK will elect MEPs to the European Parliament.

The breakaway Independent Group of MPs has announced it intends to set up a fully fledged political party - Change UK - to fight the elections on a pro-EU platform.

Nigel Farage will seek to continue as an MEP, this time for the newly formed Brexit Party.

Sunday June 23

Mrs May warned MPs before they rejected her deal that a long extension would "at least delay and could destroy Brexit".

Three years after the referendum, it is possible the UK will still be in the European Union, have newly elected MEPs and will be contributing to the Brussels budget.

A general election?

The current make-up of the House of Commons has so far proved unable to agree on any Brexit plan so the Prime Minister could be tempted to call a snap election to break the deadlock.

But having promised not to lead the Tories into the scheduled 2022 election and then said she would quit before the next phase of the Brexit process, would her MPs allow her to fight another contest as leader?

And would a new election produce a decisive result to give whoever occupies Number 10 a majority to steer such a divisive issue through Parliament?

A fresh referendum?

The call for another referendum was defeated by just 12 votes and campaigners seized on the fact it had more MPs voting in favour than any other option.

A "soft" Brexit?

The narrow defeat for a customs union will increase pressure on Mrs May to move in favour of the measure.

But that would tear the Tory party apart and would be likely to result in cabinet resignations as critics of the customs union believe it robs the UK of one of the major Brexit prizes - the ability to strike trade deals with countries such as the US.
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The Liffey Lip

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #296 on: April 02, 2019, 12:56:30 pm »
Laughable really.

john m

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #297 on: April 02, 2019, 12:58:41 pm »
More important if they leave will they have a better chance of winning World Cup .Will British Cyclists in the Tour de france be at a disadvantage by having to stop at borders between France and italy or France and Germany will the other riders stopand wait while the brits get their passport stamped .

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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #298 on: April 02, 2019, 12:58:51 pm »
3 hour cabinet meeting without civil servants = dangerous.
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Re: The Brexodus
« Reply #299 on: April 02, 2019, 01:06:57 pm »
3 hour cabinet meeting without civil servants = dangerous.


Options General Election or Civil War .Barniea told them to cop the fuck on.Veradkar asked Kylie what should he do.
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